Awesome Accounting Pick-up LInes - Page 2

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  • March 9, 2016 at 1:12 am #200645
    Pete
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    So instead of another serious topic, I figured, why not post this one. I’m sure it has been posted before, but I figured nothing wrong with another good laugh.

    Anyways, Peter Olinto added me on Facebook, which, in itself, is amazing news. Anyways, eventually, when he’s in my area, I plan to hit the clubs with him. While exploring the clubs, it’s likely me and him will encounter some “ladies.” As a single guy, I need to have some accounting pick-up lines handy in order to converse with the women, so what are some of the best accounting lines you guys have encountered and or think exist?

    Since I’m terrible with women, I might just actually just post a video of myself using these lines on youtube. Nothing like the present to get good at something/overcome a fear, right.

    B=84 This exam was such a b**** that I thought I failed-don't know how these things work
    A=76 Slacker I am, I'll happily take it
    R=81 I LOVE taxes
    F=80 I don't wanna get banned for an expletive I'm thinking with "yea" proceeding it

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