[Pete]

So instead of another serious topic, I figured, why not post this one. I’m sure it has been posted before, but I figured nothing wrong with another good laugh.

Anyways, Peter Olinto added me on Facebook, which, in itself, is amazing news. Anyways, eventually, when he’s in my area, I plan to hit the clubs with him. While exploring the clubs, it’s likely me and him will encounter some “ladies.” As a single guy, I need to have some accounting pick-up lines handy in order to converse with the women, so what are some of the best accounting lines you guys have encountered and or think exist?

Since I’m terrible with women, I might just actually just post a video of myself using these lines on youtube. Nothing like the present to get good at something/overcome a fear, right.

B=84 This exam was such a b**** that I thought I failed-don't know how these things work
A=76 Slacker I am, I'll happily take it
R=81 I LOVE taxes
F=80 I don't wanna get banned for an expletive I'm thinking with "yea" proceeding it

[Jdn9201]

Aww I'm disappointed there aren't any replies to this thread yet. Seriously though the Match com people need to make a separate dating site just for nerds – including accountants. I'd be all over that as long as no gold diggers allowed.

BEC - 88 8/29/15
REG - 82 11/14/15
AUD - 83 1/8/16
FAR - 80 2/29/16

[monikernc]

I know…skynet was around earlier and i thought he would contribute something epic here.

AUD - 93
BEC - 82
FAR - 76
REG - 88

How have you been?
Ninja book and MCQs and the forum, all first try! 2016
Licensed State of Montana April Fool’s Day 2020
State of Colorado June 2020 - AICPA Ethics 93
Experience was the worst part of the journey for me. You?
If you want things to change you have to do something different.

FAR 7/25/15 76!
AUD 10/30/15 93
BEC 2/27/16 82
REG 5/23/16 88!
Ninja Book and MCQ and the forum - all the way!!!
and a little thing i like to call, time and effort!
if you want things to change, you have to do something different

[Bear-Bear]

Did I issue you a bond? Because you certainly have my interest.

FAR - PASS
BEC - PASS
REG - PASS
AUD - PASS

Done and licensed!

[Pete]

And so it begins. I'm not really into online dating, but i'm certainly going to start approaching attractive girls I see outside. Worst they can do is give me the finger and I doubt most would actually do that IRL. I just need to get over the fear of approaching strangers, like that, which does get easier.

Here's one:

“hey maa'm, can I perform an audit of your ‘intangible assets' because your ‘goodwill' is way off the charts?”

B=84 This exam was such a b**** that I thought I failed-don't know how these things work
A=76 Slacker I am, I'll happily take it
R=81 I LOVE taxes
F=80 I don't wanna get banned for an expletive I'm thinking with "yea" proceeding it

[Spartans92]

LMAO Ratfus, I think if you really use that line, 1. They won't understand most likely and 2. think that is way over the line…at least how I interpret. I find it somewhat creepy (I'm a guy). No offense though. However, I did have a good laugh.

BEC - 76
REG- 67, 85
AUD-63, 74, 80!!
FAR-65, 62, 57, 79

3 down 1 more to go. BEC is on the Line 🙁

BEC- PASS

[Procrastinator]

Of course all of mine are inappropriate. I was on a team with a bunch of guys when I first started.

Want to come back to my place and play with my Staff?

How do you feel about things in arrears?

[Anonymous]

“Unlike a fixed asset, you'll never depreciate.”

[Anonymous]

You fill the GAAP in my heart

[Yaz88]

Hey girl! Do you want to make a double entry in my ledger account?

[Yaz88]

…………………..

[acollins423]

Wake up feeling balanced, sleep with an accountant.

"If you can dream it, you can do it."
- Walt Disney

AUD - 52, 70, 85!!!!!
BEC - 65, 59, 78!!!!!
FAR - 51, 76!!!!
REG - 65, 76!!!!

I'm done!!! FINALLY! Just waiting my license now!!

FAR - 51, 76!!!!!!!
BEC - 65, 78!!!!!!
AUD - 53 (Retake 8/26/16)
REG - 67, 76!!!!!!!

"If you can dream it, you can do it."
-Walter Elias Disney

[Mark]

Wait for SKYNET, he wins this before you even start.

FAR - 11/11/2014 - 80
BEC - 02/05/2015 - 88
AUD - 04/2015 - 89
REG - 05/2015 89
Active NJ CPA 09/09/2015

[Excel14]

When we finish straight line, are you game for double declining balance?

What do they call an accounting person, who only managed a 75 on all four parts of the CPA exam....you got it, CPA!!!

BEC (2/28/16) ----- 78
FAR (09/10/16)-----
AUD
REG

CIA, CGAP, CFE

[Pete]

Here's another one:

“Hey girl, you should come back to my place so you can reconcile my statement”

This Skynet has 29 minutes and 14 seconds :).

B=84 This exam was such a b**** that I thought I failed-don't know how these things work
A=76 Slacker I am, I'll happily take it
R=81 I LOVE taxes
F=80 I don't wanna get banned for an expletive I'm thinking with "yea" proceeding it

[Jdn9201]

LOL this has been the most amusing thread I've read while waiting the last few minutes until score release. 🙂 The only line I remember is from one of my guy friends in grad school (not directed at anyone) “I think you need to be audited because your assets look overstated”. I'm female and get creeped out easily but most of these are pretty darn funny.

BEC - 88 8/29/15
REG - 82 11/14/15
AUD - 83 1/8/16
FAR - 80 2/29/16

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