[FindaJob]

I have not even got my CPA and i’m already married ! so its not as if i’m gonna use any of the cheesie pickup lines … I just want to get a good laugh …

when my friend got his CPA he had a crush on some girl… i told him that he should tell her this:

Hey, I’m a CPA. How would you like to discuss your taxes on dinner in this new Italian place. Saturday night ?

That was my one and only line .. whats yours 😛 ?

two to go !

[Anonymous]

Dtomasello won the internet in the 3rd post.

[OlintoJr]

Last week I went to this club with accrue and made the cash flow all over the fine assets in that place. I had a chick in the back room who asked me (in a really hot invoice) to put my endowment in her GAAP, which was awesome because i prefer that overhead.

FAR - 11/30/14 -79
AUD - 2/19/15 -86
BEC - 4/09/15 -86
REG - 11/30/15 -87

I'M DONE! ITS OVER! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Author]

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