[FindaJob]

I have not even got my CPA and i’m already married ! so its not as if i’m gonna use any of the cheesie pickup lines … I just want to get a good laugh …

when my friend got his CPA he had a crush on some girl… i told him that he should tell her this:

Hey, I’m a CPA. How would you like to discuss your taxes on dinner in this new Italian place. Saturday night ?

That was my one and only line .. whats yours 😛 ?

two to go !

[TDKR]

Haha some of these are pretty funny and I might try them out one of these days. Couldn't be worse than being in all the friend zones I've entered into.

“I know I'm not a 99 or even an 85. I'm a 75, will you take me for who I am? “

REG - 72, 72, 81
BEC - 77
FAR - 70, 81
AUD - 74 "so that's what it feels like." Round 2: 79

Passing the exam is not impossible task. GIVING UP is the only way YOU can make it impossible!

[Anonymous]

bump 🙂

[Study Monk]

Lets do it prometric style! It will be slow and painful and no one will leave satisfied!

I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

"Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

[nolifecpa]

haha prometrics style!

turn around, lift up your arms…i need to rub you with my wand

put your finger right here…a little higher…a little higher…yeah right there

is that a wand in your hand?

REG-65,71,74,73,70,74,79
BEC-60's,60's,69,71,76*,78
FAR-67,66,65,79
AUD-54,60's,65,83*,69,80
*expired

DONE

[TDKR]

I'm done being a sole proprietor, let's form a partnership

REG - 72, 72, 81
BEC - 77
FAR - 70, 81
AUD - 74 "so that's what it feels like." Round 2: 79

Passing the exam is not impossible task. GIVING UP is the only way YOU can make it impossible!

[Anonymous]

“I'll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You'll be pleasantly surprised to see what's in my books.” 😀

[Anonymous]

PP&E requires double entry in GAAP.

You are making my supply inelastic.

[Liss, Master of Coin]

This isn't very good, but I just went over this topic.

“Hey babe, let's see if we can make your asset Bigger, Better AND Longer!”

😉

CPA (MA, Non Reporting) since Oct. 2015

 

B – 33, 71, 79

A – 32, 61, 70, 83

R – 33, 58, 73, 69, 81

F – 47, 78

1st test 01/19/2013

Last test 05/26/2015

 

CPA (MA, Non-Reporting)

The difference in winning & losing is most often, not quitting - Walt Disney

B - 33, 71, 79!
A - 32, 61, 70, 83!
R - 33, 58, 73, 69, 81!
F - 47, 78! 🙂
After 3 long years, I'm finally DONE!
I could not have done it without NINJA MCQs.

Used: Roger for his Videos, WTB, and NINJA Audio, Notes and Test Bank.

[red3biggs]

Accountants might not be able to sweep a girl off their feet,

But I'd never let you lose your balance.

___________________________________

Would you mind if I calculate your turn-over rate?

AUD: 8/17/2012
REG: 4/29/2013
BEC: 7/8/2013
FAR: 1/16/2014

[Kenada]

OMG I read this thread and was having a good laugh. Here are some that I know of and adding to the collection 🙂

-Can I put my substance all over your form?

-I'm gonna have to make some adjustments to your bottom line

-Trust me, I'm an accountant, I know how to manipulate firm assets

FAR 05/27/14; 786/110 - Done !

[Skynet]

Girl, your Assets are much larger than the industry average, was it adjusted for Inflation?

AUD - 90
BEC - 78
FAR - 84
REG - 87

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - In Progress
Phase III : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase IV : Form the new Charlie's Angels with Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, & Gal Gadot
Phase V : TBD

BEC : 78
REG : 87
FAR : 84
AUD : 90

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - Initiated
Phase III : Bring back 8-Tracks
Phase IV : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase V : TBA

[Skynet]

Girl, I'm wearing you down. You'll be mine soon enough. I'm sensing a Material Weakness in you.

AUD - 90
BEC - 78
FAR - 84
REG - 87

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - In Progress
Phase III : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase IV : Form the new Charlie's Angels with Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, & Gal Gadot
Phase V : TBD

BEC : 78
REG : 87
FAR : 84
AUD : 90

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - Initiated
Phase III : Bring back 8-Tracks
Phase IV : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase V : TBA

[Skynet]

Girl, You Me, and your boyfriend. After we do some Intraentity Eliminations, it'll be just you and me girl.

AUD - 90
BEC - 78
FAR - 84
REG - 87

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - In Progress
Phase III : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase IV : Form the new Charlie's Angels with Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, & Gal Gadot
Phase V : TBD

BEC : 78
REG : 87
FAR : 84
AUD : 90

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - Initiated
Phase III : Bring back 8-Tracks
Phase IV : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase V : TBA

[law0915]

I understand the need to decide to have your assets held for sale, but you should've classified them as discontinued operations a long time ago. They've been operating well below the line and at an operating loss for a long time.

Ok not a pick up but the opposite 🙂

REG 77 Feb14
BEC 13*, 79 Aug14
FAR 64**, 76 Nov14
AUD 89 Feb15

*Exited exam after first testlet
**Only studied F1-F6 out of 10 Becker chapters

Licensed Arizona CPA

[trish_1234]

haha. I think some of you guys will stay single jk

AUD 69, 92 7/15 Gleim and Ninja test bank
FAR sometime in 10/15 Gleim
BEC not taken
REG not taken

[Author]

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