Your Best CPA Pick up line … - Page 4

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  • #172809
    FindaJob
    Member

    I have not even got my CPA and i’m already married ! so its not as if i’m gonna use any of the cheesie pickup lines … I just want to get a good laugh …

    when my friend got his CPA he had a crush on some girl… i told him that he should tell her this:

    Hey, I’m a CPA. How would you like to discuss your taxes on dinner in this new Italian place. Saturday night ?

    That was my one and only line .. whats yours 😛 ?

    two to go !

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  • #680837
    Mr Auditor
    Member

    Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.

    Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

    Sir: huh!

    Madame: ah!

    AUD 80
    REG 75
    BEC 90
    FAR 88

    #680838
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I'll show you my “bits” if you promise not to “byte”.

    #680839
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Yep, I am delirious and tired of studying.

    #680840
    TaxThreat
    Member

    I never tried to use accounting pick-up lines but there were 2 that I heard from a co-worker:

    “Girl, are you a tax accountant? Cus you make file for an extension”

    “Are you 1040EZ? Cus need to fill you in”

    REG - 7/2/12 - 88
    BEC - 7/25/12 - 83
    FAR - 10/01/12 - 86
    AUD - 11/24/12 - 90
    Ethics -DONE

    #680841
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    “If I had you, I wouldn't need to perform so many manual entries”

    “Your fast asset made me deposit my capital contribution early, I hope you have some mitigating controls in place! Yeah, I have a virtually non-existent control environment…I'd recommend accruing for a contingent liability”

    All the good ones have already been said! haha great thread

    #680842
    TaxThreat
    Member

    Sadly…..I must admit that I could easily fall for cheesy tax pick-up lines.

    REG - 7/2/12 - 88
    BEC - 7/25/12 - 83
    FAR - 10/01/12 - 86
    AUD - 11/24/12 - 90
    Ethics -DONE

    #680843
    kxmcpa
    Member

    I want to hear more jokes from Path to CPA.

    dream come true!(????)

    #680844
    wldcatnc
    Member

    Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    Guy: No its a highlighter…..I use Becker wanna get naked?

    FAR: 81
    REG: 85
    AUD: 73,71,83
    BEC: 82

    DONE!!!!!!

    #680845
    yellowboy817
    Member

    this is a great thread 🙂

    #680846
    MCLKT
    Participant

    Bump for your entertainment 🙂

    A:[73]97 F:[74]85 R:86 B:[74]82
    *NINJA 10 Pt. COMBO & Yaeger*

    #680847
    jeff
    Keymaster

    Thread bumper.

    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

    #680848
    MCLKT
    Participant

    Many have missed out on hours of entertainment!

    Plus, I take FAR on Thurs. and I need a glass of wine and a good laugh so I can chill the heck out 🙂

    A:[73]97 F:[74]85 R:86 B:[74]82
    *NINJA 10 Pt. COMBO & Yaeger*

    #680849
    Joel
    Member

    @MCLKT I'm right with you I'm taking REG Thursday

    FAR-65,69,80 EXP,73, 80
    AUD-61,65,84 EXP, 73,78 DONE......
    REG-73 So close, 64, 81
    BEC-69, 70, 69, 77

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, AFTER 3.5 YEARS OF STUDYING
    I'M FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!

    #680850
    MCLKT
    Participant

    I guess I shouldn't bump without adding to the thread, would that be better bumping etiquette?

    “You make me want to reserve my encumbrance for your expendature”

    That's all I got, lol

    A:[73]97 F:[74]85 R:86 B:[74]82
    *NINJA 10 Pt. COMBO & Yaeger*

    #680851
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    “My Trial Balance just won't balance without you” LAME! :p

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