[utpal]

I feel like I can’t do it or that I just don’t have it in me to become a CPA. I have an MBA/ACC and have been working as finance analyst for 7 years. I started giving CPA exams in 2016. So far, I have passed BEC and REG. I sat for AUD on Jan 12 and will be sitting for FAR on Mar 9. When I stop to think about that, it seems sooo overwhelming, and I feel like I have jumped on the wrong train. I am scared that I my license application may not get approved or I may not be able to get the professional experience required. But, other times, when I am busy preparing, I don’t feel that way. Does anyone ever feel like that or have felt like that before passing all 4 sections?

[lurking_CPA]

Take a look at my signature and my scores and tries. You should be fine.

[Ken]

I f'ing hate studying for the CPA, but I do it to upgrade my sexual market value, lol. Trust me, I f'ing need it!

[Skynet]

@Tree Rat – Can you provide me with the formula for calculating both “Present Sexual Market Value” and “Future Sexual Market Value”? 😂

[Ken]

Here's a crack at it since you asked…

Male SMV = (Salary + Estate + Visible Abs) / (offspring + divorced & current wives)

[aaronmo]

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Whoops, missed it.

[Author]

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