[leshiggitydonatello]

Why should someone do the work to pass the CPA Exam if the world is going to poop anyway?

[Anonymous]

Because you wanna get as many ladies as you can before the world poops..and once you're a CPA is like having a magnet to attract them….Just my $.05

[Anonymous]

they might need accountants in hell to keep track on how much sin we have commited…

[Anonymous]

So your life has less poop.

Simple as that.

[leshiggitydonatello]

@Terminator

meh. I'm not slaving all day for 5 sec. of unsatisfying pleasure a day. Not to mention time, energy to meet 'em, & STD & 18 yr trust fund risks.

@Convert

lel. yea, maybe. We're already here though.

@bobkorz

I dunno man. From your other posts it seems passing leads to more stress.

[nearly_there]

I'm going with Terminator on this one. That instict is the single most powerful motivator for most things we do.

FAR - 85 November 2011
AUD - 81 January 2012
REG - 68 March 2012
BEC - 86 April 2012
REG - 92 July 2012

[Anonymous]

i hope that getting ladies part is a joke, shouldn't take 5 years of school, possibly unsurmountable debt, and a 3 letter designation to get laid 😛

[Anonymous]

^lmao

[nearly_there]

`i hope that getting ladies part is a joke, shouldn't take 5 years of school, possibly unsurmountable debt, and a 3 letter designation to get laid :P'

It shouldn't? So you are saying my parents lied to me this whole time?… First Santa Clause, then Jesus, then this…. FML

FAR - 85 November 2011
AUD - 81 January 2012
REG - 68 March 2012
BEC - 86 April 2012
REG - 92 July 2012

[mla1169]

Because it beats about 85-90% of the alternative ways to spend your time, unless you're wealthy and have no need to work.

I remind myself that someone somewhere has to go clean a port-a-potty today for probably $10/hour.

Makes me feel better.

FAR- 77
AUD -49, 71, 84
REG -56,75!
BEC -75

Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

[jeff]

The World has been going to poop since God created it.

-Why create the airplane? (Wright Bros)

-Why create beer? (Yahoo Serious)

-Why create the Model T? (Henry Ford … I mean … he didn't build that … someone else did)

😉

[Sandra]

“So you are saying my parents lied to me this whole time?… First Santa Clause, then Jesus, then this…. FML”

BEST THING I've read all week. Bawhahahahahhahahahahahah,

[Anonymous]

Uh, so I can buy toys and booze.

Is there any other legitimate reason?

[MeaDebitum]

So your business cards look better than the majority of other people you will meet.

[Anonymous]

I'm with CashMoney10. Definitely for the toys and booze (and not necessarily in that order).

[jenuno01]

The Mayans are my homiez and they just sent me a txt telling me they had decided to put off the end of times for another 3 years or so, until they came to A71 and read Dumguy's thread about “diversity”.

Class of 2012

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