OT: Ways that the CPA exam is like the opposite sex? - Page 2

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  • #173737
    Anonymous
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    1-Demands all your time and attention

    2-Goads you into feeling bad when you aren’t focused completely on it.

    3-Has you completely and totally confused.

    4-Makes no logical sense what so ever.

    5-The greatest pleasure is when they are in your rearview mirror.

    Feel free to add on for a little pre-grade release fun and humor.

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  • #663250
    kristen1479
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    And another winky face from Jeff. Everytime I see one I think of The Soup.

    https://youtu.be/yXLn-UMCCEg

    BEC- 73, 73, 80
    REG- 74, 83
    FAR- 50(didn't study), 76 (<--How the heck did that happen?)
    AUD- 71, 71, 79!!!!!
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    #663251
    jeff
    Keymaster

    My “winky face” … that's what I'll call it from now on. l) <— ninja face

    AUD - 79
    BEC - 80
    FAR - 76
    REG - 92
    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS)
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    #663252
    Trisha
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    You get all worked up for disappointing results

    REG 72, 86 and DONE!!!
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    FAR 72, 78 🙂
    AUD 73, 76 🙂

    #663253
    red3biggs
    Member

    Just when you think you've got them mastered, they ask you something you have no idea how to answer.

    AUD: 8/17/2012
    REG: 4/29/2013
    BEC: 7/8/2013
    FAR: 1/16/2014

    #663254
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Well, one way the CPA Exam is the OPPOSITE of the opposite sex is that she is the one waiting for me…

    #663255
    Whatdidyou
    Member

    The CPA exam makes you work hard if you want to score!

    REG - Passed!!
    BEC - Passed
    FAR - Passed
    AUD - Passed

    Study Materials: Becker basic course

    #663256
    Whatdidyou
    Member

    “You get all worked up for disappointing results…”

    lol Trisha. As long as she (AKA the exam) accepts my hard work as sufficient, I've always been very satisfied with the lay (score).

    REG - Passed!!
    BEC - Passed
    FAR - Passed
    AUD - Passed

    Study Materials: Becker basic course

    #663257
    Icannotgiveup
    Participant

    Awesome post! Best analogy lol

    A - 2/2/15 - 76: PASSED
    B - 7/20/15 - 74, 73
    R - 7/24/15 - patiently waiting for 8/25 score release
    F - sometime in October

    #663258
    OlintoJr
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    1) Bang it out as quickly as possible and then try your best to forget about the entire experience.

    2) Even though you know it can get you in serious trouble, it is very tempting to cheat.

    3) It is always a difficult decision on whether you should “take a break” or “continue”.

    4)The only time I really got to see the actual thing.. it was on a computer screen.

    FAR - 11/30/14 -79
    AUD - 2/19/15 -86
    BEC - 4/09/15 -86
    REG - 11/30/15 -87

    I'M DONE! ITS OVER! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    #663259
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    the struggle has the potential to pay off

    #663260
    hunter32
    Member

    At first you only last a few questions but after enough practice you can go for hours

    BEC - 80 (Becker)
    AUD - 92 (Becker+NINJA MCQ)
    FAR - 87 (Becker+NINJA MCQ)
    REG - 90 (Becker+NINJA MCQ and Audio)

    #663261
    alboreland
    Participant

    They both want the money upfront.

    #663262
    Skynet
    Participant

    Like an Overly Attached Girlfriend you need to BREAK UP FAST!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg6iMDfOl9E

    AUD - 90
    BEC - 78
    FAR - 84
    REG - 87
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    BEC : 78
    REG : 87
    FAR : 84
    AUD : 90

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