[Anonymous]

1-Demands all your time and attention

2-Goads you into feeling bad when you aren’t focused completely on it.

3-Has you completely and totally confused.

4-Makes no logical sense what so ever.

5-The greatest pleasure is when they are in your rearview mirror.

Feel free to add on for a little pre-grade release fun and humor.

[Anonymous]

Both give headaches

[franklint619]

When it gets hard, f*** it

FAR - 87
AUD - 75
BEC - 85
REG - 77

Done and only took 12 months. Thank you Jeebus!

[ihatestudying]

after studying it really hard…i just want to go to sleep

AUD - 2/27/12 - 76
REG - 5/31/12 - 78
BEC - 8/31/12 - 77
FAR - 12/6/12 - 76

[kristen1479]

They both start off as a great idea, but end up draining you of all the joy in your life.

Wait… maybe that's not the opposite sex in general, just my ex-husband.

BEC- 73, 73, 80
REG- 74, 83
FAR- 50(didn't study), 76 (<--How the heck did that happen?)
AUD- 71, 71, 79!!!!!
Finished!!

[Red315]

I agree with Kristen!

Jeanne Aparicio

B - 75 (11/2011, First Attempt)
A - 88 (2/2012, First Attempt)
R - 89 (5/2012, First Attempt)
F - 79 (8/31/2012 First Attempt)

I AM DONE!!!!!! BECKER IS AWESOME!!!!

Licensed Florida CPA 09/2012

[Anonymous]

In both instances, you usually have to give several a try before succeeding.

They both require Xanax to deal with for too long! 😀

Starting up with them always seems lke a better idea before than during/after! 😀

[mycpa]

Both will leave you broke.

FAR: 77
AUD: 81
BEC: 82
REG: 78

[Anonymous]

1) They are both really boring and go on and on.

2) They both drain your wallet without remorse.

3) When your doing either, they both make it seem like things are going better than they really are.

Then afterwards you walk out the door wondering what the hell just happened…

4) Your spouse gets angry if you spend too much time with either.

5) Filing an appeal or grievance is futile.

[Anonymous]

Both leave you with no doubt what so ever that you have been screwed over! 😀

[mycpa]

Both ask you retarded questions.

FAR: 77
AUD: 81
BEC: 82
REG: 78

[nimmle02]

F**ks you hard and doesn't have the decency to cuddle with you afterwards

REG - 5/21/2012 - 85
FAR - 7/24/2012 - 86
BEC - 8/27/2012 - 85
AUD - 10/5/2012 - 72....rematch 1/3/13 (waiting)

[Anonymous]

You love them (unless you're weird of course)..I love women and I love the CPA exam..I hate Tax research though 🙁

[nolifecpa]

Both gets your heart pumping right before the release

REG-65,71,74,73,70,74,79
BEC-60's,60's,69,71,76*,78
FAR-67,66,65,79
AUD-54,60's,65,83*,69,80
*expired

DONE

[Anonymous]

damn….XXX topic…

[jeff]

If you Commit … you will have Success.

(cue everyone rolling their eyes…)

😉

Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

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