[Pete]

Hey Guys,

I’m currently networking with about 20-30 people to no avail, so I need to increase my target pool.

I was wondering if you felt it would be better to simply approach firms from my states handbook and send a resume to the contact listed, directly telling them why they should hire me and including a resume or should I do a more indirect approach. The indirect approach method for me would entail asking the partner to give me advice on my job search.

Both approaches have different downsides. With the first approach, once you get shot down, your relationship ends. With the second, it’s much more difficult to get them on the phone for 10 minutes, since you become perceived as deceptive. They also both have different positives as well.

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[Skynet]

Stake out one of the partners daughter that have daddy issues. Start dating her. Get a job through her. Plot your way into pushing out all the partners using a Power Play. Now you have your own firm.

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World Domination Plan

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Phase III : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
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Phase V : TBD

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World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - Initiated
Phase III : Bring back 8-Tracks
Phase IV : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase V : TBA

[Mike J]

Maybe you shouldn't use the phrase “pushing out,” Skynet. Haha

Then again, it's who you know not what.

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[Anonymous]

You can do some data entry for my company to gain experience if you are willing to work for free.

[Pete]

First things first, how do I pick-up a girl?

I'm simultaneously working on finding a new opportunity while I improve my pickup skills. After 28 years, I've learned not a single girl will come to me based on my hotness, so, unfortunately, i'm going to have to hit the streets with random girls (not ideal-but ya gotta do what ya gotta do).

Once I master this skill, I can focus this strategy on the partner's hot daughters.

B=84 This exam was such a b**** that I thought I failed-don't know how these things work
A=76 Slacker I am, I'll happily take it
R=81 I LOVE taxes
F=80 I don't wanna get banned for an expletive I'm thinking with "yea" proceeding it

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