Cramming some more knowledge into the brain tonight and trying to plan an anti-poop breakfast so I don’t have an “omg I have to take a dump” in the middle of my morning test.
If there are any diehard coffee drinkers here you know what I mean.
The best part of those sugar free candies is they taste really good… they attack with a vengeance and make Mount Vesuvius seem like kids running in the house. They are fun to give to people who really annoy you. If I ever meet the AICPA test writers, I will send them some as a thank you for all the hard work they do. 🙂
5 minutes into my hour long drive, I got the urge. I was SOOO excited that I was going to take a deuce before my test and not during it. My only concern now was holding it for the remaining trip.
I was so happy and proud when I went poopy on the Prometric big boy potty chair!
So although my story is not poop related I did have a problem having to pee with a previous test. I had to go to a new Prometric location by driving through Los Angeles so traffic was horrible. I ended up pulling into a parking lot, peeing in some bushes and finishing the rest of my drive. I did not know the area so I was not sure where to stop but i am a master of the sudden pit stop so no one would have guessed. So with this last test and going forward I no longer drink coffee before getting in the car. I could not imagine being that person who gets a ticket for being caught by cops peeing in bushes before an exam.
AUD- 72, 71, TBD (now i am pissed no more messing around)
BEC-8/29/16
REG-10/10/16
FAR-70 retest-11/28/16
@aCPA143 I have a bad habit of my eyes scanning the whole paragraph while I'm reading the first line. So, I saw something about “ticket” before I saw you talking about taking a break in the bushes, and thought you were going to tell us that you'd gotten a ticket. Glad you didn't, but I would definitely have laughed at it if you had. 🙂
As someone who has tried the Sugar Free Gummy Bears, I can assure you those reviews are colorful but real. They actually taste very good but fear the BEAR!
As a marathon runner (someone already referenced us as having good online posts about this) I will offer this honestly:
Low fiber day before test
Immodium as soon as you pass everything you can in the morning
I've never had the doo-doo during a race and I think I've done 8 or so at a pretty hard intensity which tends to bring out the worst in us.. But as with anything, mentality makes a huge difference. You can take all the sea-sickness medication in the world and still hurl your brains out before anyone else on the boat.
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