Cramming some more knowledge into the brain tonight and trying to plan an anti-poop breakfast so I don’t have an “omg I have to take a dump” in the middle of my morning test.
If there are any diehard coffee drinkers here you know what I mean.
You could try pooping beforehand. Or you could wear a diaper like those people who watch the ball drop in Times Square on New Year's Eve.
For me peeing is more of an issue. Requires a lot of thought before starting the simulation testlet. It would be a nightmare having to go pee in the middle of that one. At the same time, it's a real time suck having to go through all that signing in/signing out, body cavity search thing.
Ha I have a medical note so I take three poops during my exam no penalty! Honestly if you dont't want to put don't eat any fiber on any fruits, they help aid in digestion.
While I was taking reg, during the simulations, Hiroshima attacked my stomach. I was considering getting up and going to the bathroom mid-test-let. Luckily, it was just gas, although I feel bad for the people sitting next to me. Also, I wish those test centers had background noise and didn't echo so much. Oh well, happily that experience ended and I passed.
Having that happen, definitely slowed my productivity for 20-30 minutes though.
B=84 This exam was such a b**** that I thought I failed-don't know how these things work
A=76 Slacker I am, I'll happily take it
R=81 I LOVE taxes
F=80 I don't wanna get banned for an expletive I'm thinking with "yea" proceeding it
There was a story on here awhile back of someone who pooped his pants during his exam, cause he wasn't going to take a break…so, it has been done. I wouldn't do it, but it's been done. 😛
On a serious note, start your coffee drinking a couple hours before and drink a bunch of water to flush the system. It has worked for me with my morning tests.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought about getting diapers. But I passed on it. I can afford a 10 minute break for the Audit exam. Good just to get up and stretch. Who the hell wants to sit for almost 4 straight hours
Whatever you do, do NOT eat any sugar free candy. If any CPA candidates need a good laugh, go read the Amazon reviews on Hairbo Sugar Free candy or gummies. I can assure you that the reviews are not exaggerations.
If you are fearful, try taking Immodium and using 5 hour energy before testing. Gives the caffeine rush and minimizes the pee volume and poop factor.
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