[Anonymous]

A little while back my wife and I joked that we should get two new dogs and name them LIFO and FIFO. Now that we’re trying to get pregnant she asked if it would be correct to recognize us as being “Raw Materials” as we try, her belly as “WIP” during pregnancy, and then “Finished Goods” once our son/daughter is born. I thought it was pretty damn funny!

[Skynet]

When after years of Marriage and successfully balancing the checkbook each year, your wife decides to promote you to Partner.

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