Two accountants are in a bank when…

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  • October 17, 2013 at 12:58 am #181156
    kahtwoloo
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    armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables. In the midst of the chaos, accountant No. 1 jams something in accountant No. 2’s hand. Without looking down, accountant No. 2 whispers, “What is this?” to which accountant number one replies, “It’s that $50 I owe you.”

    BEC-51,71,70,77
    AUD-50,62,68 (retake july)
    REG-55
    FAR-15(didnt study)

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  • October 17, 2013 at 1:27 am #460548
    tough_kitty
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    Hahaha! Brilliant!

    FAR: 81 (May 2013)
    BEC: 81 (July 2013)
    REG: 83 (August 2013)
    AUD: 82 (November 2013)
    California CPA since 1/30/14

    October 17, 2013 at 1:27 am #460652
    tough_kitty
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    Hahaha! Brilliant!

    FAR: 81 (May 2013)
    BEC: 81 (July 2013)
    REG: 83 (August 2013)
    AUD: 82 (November 2013)
    California CPA since 1/30/14

    October 17, 2013 at 2:45 pm #460550
    jeff
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    I unexpectedly laughed out loud 🙂

    October 17, 2013 at 2:45 pm #460654
    jeff
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    I unexpectedly laughed out loud 🙂

    October 17, 2013 at 3:51 pm #460552
    Anonymous
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    lol i had to actually read it twice to get it. but i laughed

    October 17, 2013 at 3:51 pm #460656
    Anonymous
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    lol i had to actually read it twice to get it. but i laughed

    October 17, 2013 at 3:59 pm #460554
    san4596
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    Thank you for the much needed laugh!

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    October 17, 2013 at 3:59 pm #460658
    san4596
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    Thank you for the much needed laugh!

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    October 17, 2013 at 7:08 pm #460556
    Anonymous
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    I get the joke but what does it have to do with accountants

    October 17, 2013 at 7:08 pm #460660
    Anonymous
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    I get the joke but what does it have to do with accountants

    October 17, 2013 at 7:08 pm #460559
    jeff
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    It was probably catered to the audience 😉

    October 17, 2013 at 7:08 pm #460662
    jeff
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    It was probably catered to the audience 😉

    October 17, 2013 at 7:11 pm #460560
    tough_kitty
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    @candlemassisawesome: Because accountants are more likely to think about profit/loss in such an extreme situation!

    FAR: 81 (May 2013)
    BEC: 81 (July 2013)
    REG: 83 (August 2013)
    AUD: 82 (November 2013)
    California CPA since 1/30/14

    October 17, 2013 at 7:11 pm #460664
    tough_kitty
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    @candlemassisawesome: Because accountants are more likely to think about profit/loss in such an extreme situation!

    FAR: 81 (May 2013)
    BEC: 81 (July 2013)
    REG: 83 (August 2013)
    AUD: 82 (November 2013)
    California CPA since 1/30/14

    October 17, 2013 at 10:01 pm #460562
    MintsRGood
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    Accountant #1 just wants to clear out his outstanding payables in case the robbers decide make him “sleep with fishes”. 😉

    I did LOL reading this one; love accounting jokes!!!

    REG: 75 DONE 🙂
    AUD: 61, 71, 68, 92 DONE 🙂
    BEC: 76 DONE 🙂
    FAR: 72, 74, 79 DONE 🙂
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