[Skynet]

Now some of you may be wondering what could happen. Well here are a few posssibilties so take it as a grave warning of what might and could happen.

Scenario 1:

You don’t study and focus on the CPA exams

You fail the CPA exams

You decide that accounting is not for you

You go back to school and major in Microbiology

You graduate with Honors

You get hired by a major Pharmaceutical Company

On your first day you accidentally knock over and break a vial

The vial contains a deadly genetically altered virus

The deadly virus gets out and causes an Outbreak

The Outbreak kills 99.9% of he population

The virus then reanimates them into the Walking Dead

Now you and the other survivors are running your lives

Moral of the story

Study and focus on the CPA exams

Don’t create the Walking Dead

Scenario 2:

You don’t study and focus on the CPA exams

You fail the CPA exams

You get depressed and go to a bar on Karaoke night

Being half drunk you belt out Nickleback songs

You meet three other guys who likes your singing

You and the thred guys decides to start a Boy Band

Your band becomes Infamous and wins awards for having the Best Worst Songs and Albums

Your band is referred to Nickleback 2.0

Moral of the story

Study and focus on the CPA exams

and don’t start a Boy Band and become Nickleback 2.0

Scenario 3:

You don’t study and focus on the CPA exams

You fail the CPA exams

You get depressed and turn to drinking

Your drinking causes you to lose your current job

You then take a job selling pharmacetical products

On your first day on orientation you get lost

You end up in a lab along with Chimps

You are clumsy and knock down and break vials of dangerious chemicals and viruses

One vials makes Chimps highgly intelligent

One vial contains a deadly virus deadly to humans

The virus gets out and causes an outbreak

Majority of the human population gets wiped out

Now Super Highly Intelligent Apes outnumber humans

It is now The Planet of the Apes

Moral of the story

Study and focus on the CPA exams

and Don’t create The Planet of the Apes

[Tncincy]

lollll…..great.

It begins with a 75
Been here too long as a cheerleader....ready to pass

[Tncincy]

lollll…..great.

It begins with a 75
Been here too long as a cheerleader....ready to pass

[Anonymous]

stupendous! Keep it going!

[Anonymous]

stupendous! Keep it going!

[taxgeek83]

Ha – awesome. Reminds me of the cable (satellite?) commercials. I actually started reading it in the narrator's voice. 🙂

[taxgeek83]

Ha – awesome. Reminds me of the cable (satellite?) commercials. I actually started reading it in the narrator's voice. 🙂

[Kimboroni]

Yes, same here!!! “don't have a grandson with a dog collar”

Hilarious, Skynet!!!

AUD 84 (1/9/14-Wiley books/TB + free materials)
FAR 83 (5/21/14-the above + NINJA 10 Pt Combo Lite)
REG 84 (7/9/14-Wiley books/TB + NINJA Audio/FC/Notes)
BEC 76 (10/5/14-Wiley books/TB + NINJA Audio/FC)

Disclaimer: My ninja avatar is not meant to imply that I have any affiliation with this site other than being a forum member. That's a pic of a T-shirt that my daughter gave me for my birthday. 🙂

[Kimboroni]

Yes, same here!!! “don't have a grandson with a dog collar”

Hilarious, Skynet!!!

AUD 84 (1/9/14-Wiley books/TB + free materials)
FAR 83 (5/21/14-the above + NINJA 10 Pt Combo Lite)
REG 84 (7/9/14-Wiley books/TB + NINJA Audio/FC/Notes)
BEC 76 (10/5/14-Wiley books/TB + NINJA Audio/FC)

Disclaimer: My ninja avatar is not meant to imply that I have any affiliation with this site other than being a forum member. That's a pic of a T-shirt that my daughter gave me for my birthday. 🙂

[CPA soon]

LOL that must have took you some thought.

Scenario 4:

Skynet fails the CPA exam. Goes into deep depression and get drunk, decides accounting is not for him and goes into writing Stories and making movies since he has a big imagination 😀

FAR - 71, 68, 74, (8/31/14) 78 ✔
REG - 67, 71, 71, (10/18/14) 78 ✔
BEC - (11/29/14) 86 ✔
AUD - 73, (4/4/15) 86 ✔

I can't believe this is over! 2 years and 3 months..

[CPA soon]

LOL that must have took you some thought.

Scenario 4:

Skynet fails the CPA exam. Goes into deep depression and get drunk, decides accounting is not for him and goes into writing Stories and making movies since he has a big imagination 😀

FAR - 71, 68, 74, (8/31/14) 78 ✔
REG - 67, 71, 71, (10/18/14) 78 ✔
BEC - (11/29/14) 86 ✔
AUD - 73, (4/4/15) 86 ✔

I can't believe this is over! 2 years and 3 months..

[Skynet]

Scenario 4:

You don't study and focus on the CPA exams

You fail the CPA exams

You get frustrated and give up on accounting

You quit your job

You take a job working at a power plant near the ocean

You fall asleep on day and accidentally hit a button that causes a nuclear plant meltdown

Everyone has to be evacuated

The meltdown wakes up “GODZILLA”

GODZILLA destroys Tokyo and the US

Moral of the story

Study and focus on the CPA exams

Don't wake up GODZILLA and destroy Tokyo and the US

Scenario 5:

You don't study and focus on the CPA exam

You failed the CPA exams

You decided go into Hacking instead

You then get chased by three Dark Suits agent one of them Named Agent Smith

You meet a man named Morpheus who tells you thd truth about the Matrix

He offers you the “Red pill” or the “Blue pill”

You take the Red pill and reality disintegrates

You are no longer in the Matrix

You realize too late that you can't register with Prometric without running into guys in Dark Suits anymore and Agent Smith

Moral of the story

Study and focus on the CPA exams

And don't get out of the Matrix and get chased by men in Dark Suits and Agent Smith

[Skynet]

Scenario 4:

You don't study and focus on the CPA exams

You fail the CPA exams

You get frustrated and give up on accounting

You quit your job

You take a job working at a power plant near the ocean

You fall asleep on day and accidentally hit a button that causes a nuclear plant meltdown

Everyone has to be evacuated

The meltdown wakes up “GODZILLA”

GODZILLA destroys Tokyo and the US

Moral of the story

Study and focus on the CPA exams

Don't wake up GODZILLA and destroy Tokyo and the US

Scenario 5:

You don't study and focus on the CPA exam

You failed the CPA exams

You decided go into Hacking instead

You then get chased by three Dark Suits agent one of them Named Agent Smith

You meet a man named Morpheus who tells you thd truth about the Matrix

He offers you the “Red pill” or the “Blue pill”

You take the Red pill and reality disintegrates

You are no longer in the Matrix

You realize too late that you can't register with Prometric without running into guys in Dark Suits anymore and Agent Smith

Moral of the story

Study and focus on the CPA exams

And don't get out of the Matrix and get chased by men in Dark Suits and Agent Smith

[Author]

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