[Anonymous]

Alright jrosen92770 it’s time!! I’ll kick it off and then it’s up to y’all….

Scores are releasing and I can’t wait to see

Whether I’m moving on or if I gotta switch to plan B

I gave it my all

I just hope I didn’t fall

Flat on my face, that ain’t no place to be

All this waiting is gonna kill me

[Study Monk]

Check it. Check it. If it aint on my computer I am going to wreck it.

Lookin for a 75, anything but another nose dive,

but it ain't there, been up all night eyes soar from computer glare

I studied a long time, almost as long as it took me to write this rhyme

I just want 75's, I want it more than a potato with sour cream and chives 😉

I can study this subject no more, but if i don't pass my firm will drop me and I'll end up poor

I struggled with sims, but did good on multiple choice, just want to pass so I can rejoice

Score better show up this time, or your be sorry and I'll write another verse of this terrible rhyme

I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

"Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

[jrosen92770]

have not looked yet…

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[jrosen92770]

have not looked yet…

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[Anonymous]

@ Monk hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous]

@ Monk hahahahahahaha

[jrosen92770]

NYS not up yet..just checked.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[jrosen92770]

NYS not up yet..just checked.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[jrosen92770]

Kricket/Monk Great stuff…laughing. Needed it as I wait my sentence to Aud jail or Far jail.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[jrosen92770]

Kricket/Monk Great stuff…laughing. Needed it as I wait my sentence to Aud jail or Far jail.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[Anonymous]

Fail, jail, they really rhyme. I like it!

I heard someone from here getting 74, and then screamed Hail Mary!

Fail, jail, hail, and then NINJAs say whipping his Tail, HIYA!!

[Anonymous]

Fail, jail, they really rhyme. I like it!

I heard someone from here getting 74, and then screamed Hail Mary!

Fail, jail, hail, and then NINJAs say whipping his Tail, HIYA!!

[I Got This]

Sittin here waiting for my score,

Man I'm tired of being poor,

Yo, NASBA is it really that hard,

stop being a guard, and give us our trump card,

The candidates are just waitin,

NASBA let's stop the hatin,

Today it's finally the time,

and we won't spend one more dime.

We can do this. It is a difficult journey, but it'll feel wonderful once we are done. Then at that time, we'll reap in all the benefits.

[I Got This]

Sittin here waiting for my score,

Man I'm tired of being poor,

Yo, NASBA is it really that hard,

stop being a guard, and give us our trump card,

The candidates are just waitin,

NASBA let's stop the hatin,

Today it's finally the time,

and we won't spend one more dime.

We can do this. It is a difficult journey, but it'll feel wonderful once we are done. Then at that time, we'll reap in all the benefits.

[jrosen92770]

Just got my score, and thank god it's not a 54, now on the greener pastures to conquer FAR.

Got a 92!!!!

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[jrosen92770]

Just got my score, and thank god it's not a 54, now on the greener pastures to conquer FAR.

Got a 92!!!!

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

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