[Anonymous]

Alright jrosen92770 it’s time!! I’ll kick it off and then it’s up to y’all….

Scores are releasing and I can’t wait to see

Whether I’m moving on or if I gotta switch to plan B

I gave it my all

I just hope I didn’t fall

Flat on my face, that ain’t no place to be

All this waiting is gonna kill me

[Anonymous]

Yeah…I can't even think of one line..haha

[Anonymous]

Yeah…I can't even think of one line..haha

[jrosen92770]

Hey Kricket – Thanks for the shout out…..

My heart is pounding against the flesh, awake all night waiting to refresh,

the button, the one, the little dang mouse, if I pass, all the people in the house,

Say it, CPA, louder now, CPA.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[jrosen92770]

Hey Kricket – Thanks for the shout out…..

My heart is pounding against the flesh, awake all night waiting to refresh,

the button, the one, the little dang mouse, if I pass, all the people in the house,

Say it, CPA, louder now, CPA.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[Anonymous]

No work gettin' done on this side

I'm just sittin' here pressin' F5

Gotta tell the boss I ain't earned a dime

Which a$$hole client am I gonna bill my time?

[Anonymous]

No work gettin' done on this side

I'm just sittin' here pressin' F5

Gotta tell the boss I ain't earned a dime

Which a$$hole client am I gonna bill my time?

[jrosen92770]

New York State why do you make me wait,

give me my freggin audit score, before I hyperventilate

One mo point is what I need,

to prevent my stomach from da bleed.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[jrosen92770]

New York State why do you make me wait,

give me my freggin audit score, before I hyperventilate

One mo point is what I need,

to prevent my stomach from da bleed.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[Anonymous]

@jrosen how was it?

[Anonymous]

@jrosen how was it?

[Anonymous]

Why y'all gotta make score release so serious

Just give us the damn scores before I get furious

All my peeps are gettin' stressed

They all ready for a little happiness

Hangin' out at Another71 instead of doing their work

Manager keeps walking by, that effin' jerk

Is it to early to drink a bottle of wine?

I ain't even waitin' on a score and I'm far from fine.

[Anonymous]

Why y'all gotta make score release so serious

Just give us the damn scores before I get furious

All my peeps are gettin' stressed

They all ready for a little happiness

Hangin' out at Another71 instead of doing their work

Manager keeps walking by, that effin' jerk

Is it to early to drink a bottle of wine?

I ain't even waitin' on a score and I'm far from fine.

[Anonymous]

@jrosen so no score yet? oh Gosh!!

[Anonymous]

@jrosen so no score yet? oh Gosh!!

[Study Monk]

Check it. Check it. If it aint on my computer I am going to wreck it.

Lookin for a 75, anything but another nose dive,

but it ain't there, been up all night eyes soar from computer glare

I studied a long time, almost as long as it took me to write this rhyme

I just want 75's, I want it more than a potato with sour cream and chives 😉

I can study this subject no more, but if i don't pass my firm will drop me and I'll end up poor

I struggled with sims, but did good on multiple choice, just want to pass so I can rejoice

Score better show up this time, or your be sorry and I'll write another verse of this terrible rhyme

I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

"Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

[Author]

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