[jrosen92770]

CPA, say it, CPA, louder now, CPA……..(beat box in the background)

You take away the time with my family so I can be a better off financially,

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REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

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[Anonymous]

But you are sucking the life from me and I can't take no mo'

Gonna beat you so bad somebody betta call the po po.

All the candidates in the house whadda say?

CPA, say it again, CPA, louder now, CPA!

I can't hear ya. Whadda you wanna be I say?

You say ya wanna be a CPA!

Forget about havin' a life.

Forget about findin' a husband or a wife.

Forget about dat family ya already see

Because dis test takes time and time ain't free

.

[Anonymous]

But you are sucking the life from me and I can't take no mo'

Gonna beat you so bad somebody betta call the po po.

All the candidates in the house whadda say?

CPA, say it again, CPA, louder now, CPA!

I can't hear ya. Whadda you wanna be I say?

You say ya wanna be a CPA!

Forget about havin' a life.

Forget about findin' a husband or a wife.

Forget about dat family ya already see

Because dis test takes time and time ain't free

.

[san4596]

No life, husband or wife to help ease the pain.

Drinking with Peter O. just tryin' to stay sane.

Dreamers keep studying all day and night

Just to get violated like the TSA before boarding a flight.

You believe the isolation from the world is worth the sacrific

Scores released, don't tell me I have to take that Mother F*#$er TWICE!

CPA EXAM: DONE!!!!
Ethics Course: Passed
Application Mailed: 3/16/15
Professional Conduct Exam: 97
Certification Date: 4/2/15!!!

[san4596]

No life, husband or wife to help ease the pain.

Drinking with Peter O. just tryin' to stay sane.

Dreamers keep studying all day and night

Just to get violated like the TSA before boarding a flight.

You believe the isolation from the world is worth the sacrific

Scores released, don't tell me I have to take that Mother F*#$er TWICE!

CPA EXAM: DONE!!!!
Ethics Course: Passed
Application Mailed: 3/16/15
Professional Conduct Exam: 97
Certification Date: 4/2/15!!!

[jrosen92770]

Thanks Kricket and San4596 awesome lyrics. We could add Tim Gearty's “again” mix to the background.

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REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

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[jrosen92770]

Thanks Kricket and San4596 awesome lyrics. We could add Tim Gearty's “again” mix to the background.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

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[Study Monk]

I'll try to help you finish as all those concepts in my head diminish.

I can't learn another mnemonic when back in the day I struggled with hooked on phonic.

Looking at that big book im feeling kind of crabby; here's another night I missed Downton Abbey

I feel a little shook after 2 months I still don't understand this book.

Goin multiple choice heavy got becker books all in the back of my Chevy

Steady. one more fail I might go crazy with my machete.

Does this rhyme? I aint sure but I am out of time, maybe in a year I'll take some time to

unwind.

I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

"Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

[Study Monk]

I'll try to help you finish as all those concepts in my head diminish.

I can't learn another mnemonic when back in the day I struggled with hooked on phonic.

Looking at that big book im feeling kind of crabby; here's another night I missed Downton Abbey

I feel a little shook after 2 months I still don't understand this book.

Goin multiple choice heavy got becker books all in the back of my Chevy

Steady. one more fail I might go crazy with my machete.

Does this rhyme? I aint sure but I am out of time, maybe in a year I'll take some time to

unwind.

I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

"Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

[calicpa]

It aint nuttin but a CPA thang baby

2 more hours of studying and ima go crazay

once i pass my firm better pay me

unpassable, if u dont study like this

BEC - 84, 4/6/13
AUD - 77, 5/28/13
REG - 83, 4/12/14
FAR - 83, 10/3/13

Ethics - 90% 4/24/13

150 unit education requirement met!
Work experience met!

[calicpa]

It aint nuttin but a CPA thang baby

2 more hours of studying and ima go crazay

once i pass my firm better pay me

unpassable, if u dont study like this

BEC - 84, 4/6/13
AUD - 77, 5/28/13
REG - 83, 4/12/14
FAR - 83, 10/3/13

Ethics - 90% 4/24/13

150 unit education requirement met!
Work experience met!

[jrosen92770]

Get up 5:30 in the morning, break a yawning, opening da becker books which is freggin boring,

Got an hour, to devour, 15 to 20 pages before I shower,

CPA, say it, CPA, louder now, CPA.

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REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

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[jrosen92770]

Get up 5:30 in the morning, break a yawning, opening da becker books which is freggin boring,

Got an hour, to devour, 15 to 20 pages before I shower,

CPA, say it, CPA, louder now, CPA.

BEC - 5/26/2013 75
REG - 8/31/2013 82
AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
FAR - 5/25/2014 85

NY CPA

[Anonymous]

All the candidates in the house whadda say?

CPA, say it again, CPA, louder now, CPA!

I can't hear ya. Whadda you wanna be I say?

You say ya wanna be a CPA!

All this knowledge in my head is gonna fry my brain

And somethin's at the end of the tunnel I think it's a train

It don't get no easier and you don't get no more rest

After you've given your all and passed this $#%@ test

So to all of you who laughed when I failed

I'm a CPA now, all those Wiley questions I sure as he!! nailed

All the Ninja's in the house put your hands in the air

Wave them up high and say I don't care

I'm gonna be what I came here to be

Don't believe what I said, just sit back and see

I've got the Ninja's, Wiley, Becker and Yeager

I've got the margarita's but I can't find my salt shaker!

(I freaking LOVE this thread!)

[Anonymous]

All the candidates in the house whadda say?

CPA, say it again, CPA, louder now, CPA!

I can't hear ya. Whadda you wanna be I say?

You say ya wanna be a CPA!

All this knowledge in my head is gonna fry my brain

And somethin's at the end of the tunnel I think it's a train

It don't get no easier and you don't get no more rest

After you've given your all and passed this $#%@ test

So to all of you who laughed when I failed

I'm a CPA now, all those Wiley questions I sure as he!! nailed

All the Ninja's in the house put your hands in the air

Wave them up high and say I don't care

I'm gonna be what I came here to be

Don't believe what I said, just sit back and see

I've got the Ninja's, Wiley, Becker and Yeager

I've got the margarita's but I can't find my salt shaker!

(I freaking LOVE this thread!)

[jrosen92770]

So If your down and out cuz the exam is kicken yo ass come to another71 find solace and know this too shall pass ,

Amen

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