[martimann]

Few blocks from my home there’s a nice little buffet restaurant that I frequent once in a while. I discovered this spot about a week before I took my first section of the exam. Long story short, I noticed the cute cashier at the front from the very first time. A few months later after taking BEC I dropped by and noticed that she was pregnant. I passed Reg went again and was not pregnant anymore. I dropped by earlier today and she’s pregnant again. Seriously, how can something as cool as giving life to a cute baby be faster than me passing these damn exams, I need to get my act together LOL.

[hasy]

This gave me the greatest laugh today. I mean if someone was pregnant, they probably would have conceived, given birth, and possibly conceive again before I passed. It took me 14 months.

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved - Helen Keller

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BEC 80 (10/23/15)
FAR 72 (4/2/15); 83 (7/11/16)
REG 52 (4/28/15)
AUD (9/9/16)

Roger + NINJA MCQ + WTB

[Namstut]

@martimann thanks for a good laugh!

AUD 7/6/16 Passed
BEC 9/3/16
FAR TBD
REG TBD

[mtaylo24]

Seriously, I had a 11 month old when I sat for my first exam and he is turning 5 this month. Sad shit 🙁

AUD - 1st - 60 (12/12), 61 (2/13), 61 (8/13), 78! (11/15)
REG - 55 (2/16) 69 (5/16) Retake(8/16)
BEC - 71(5/16) Retake (9/16)
FAR - (8/16)

[Skynet]

Since the babies are not yours, it goes to show you that studying for the CPA exams is an effective form of Birth Control.

[martimann]

@mtaylo24, I have no kids and I can barely put up with this process. I got a lot of respect for those in the forum that have kids and are able to pull this off, takes a lot of heart.

[mckan514w]

OMG thanks both to @martimann and @skynet needed to laugh this morning!

and they ask me why I drink...

FAR- 61-next time I'll ask for lube instead of a calculator
REG-75- Never been so happy to see such a low grade
BEC- 8/11
AUD- 9/2

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