[Zackrampage]

I’ll start. “Thou shall not recognize any revenue, until the earnings process is virtually complete.”

FAR - 62 , End of aug 2015
BEC - 67, 67
AUD - TBD
REG - TBD

[littlenumberrobot]

Best part of my day is coming back to this thread!

“Yes, we are open during lunch. Oh yes littlenumberobbot will be here too.” Says admin to client. It's not like I need to eat or anything. Do they think we are robots? Ha that is how I got my name I guess I did this to myself.

…………..Ramblings of a tired tax CPA………..

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[littlenumberrobot]

Best part of my day is coming back to this thread!

“Yes, we are open during lunch. Oh yes littlenumberobbot will be here too.” Says admin to client. It's not like I need to eat or anything. Do they think we are robots? Ha that is how I got my name I guess I did this to myself.

…………..Ramblings of a tired tax CPA………..

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[Anonymous]

“So, your company pays your mortgage payment instead of giving you a payroll check. Do you mean your wages are being garnished? Oh, I see, they aren't being garnished, you own part of the business and you want to deduct your mortgage as rent on the corporate return and then you show zero income. The company sends a check to the bank every month with your account number on it. It's called Tax Fraud. Don't worry, I'll be happy to take you on as a new client, little things like that don't bother me at all.” said No CPA Ever!!!

True Story!!

“So, your company pays your mortgage payment instead of giving you a payroll check. Do you mean your wages are being garnished? Oh, I see, they aren't being garnished, you own part of the business and you want to deduct your mortgage as rent on the corporate return and then you show zero income. The company sends a check to the bank every month with your account number on it. Yes, I understand perfectly what you are doing. It's called Tax Fraud. Will I take you on as a new client? HELL NO! Dumba$$!! Have you been smoking crack? Did you hit your head? Do you freaking know me? I'll bag groceries before I take you on as client. I'm not going to jail for you or anyone else. There's the door. Use it.” Said me today! And I cleaned up the language quite a bit.

[Anonymous]

“So, your company pays your mortgage payment instead of giving you a payroll check. Do you mean your wages are being garnished? Oh, I see, they aren't being garnished, you own part of the business and you want to deduct your mortgage as rent on the corporate return and then you show zero income. The company sends a check to the bank every month with your account number on it. It's called Tax Fraud. Don't worry, I'll be happy to take you on as a new client, little things like that don't bother me at all.” said No CPA Ever!!!

True Story!!

“So, your company pays your mortgage payment instead of giving you a payroll check. Do you mean your wages are being garnished? Oh, I see, they aren't being garnished, you own part of the business and you want to deduct your mortgage as rent on the corporate return and then you show zero income. The company sends a check to the bank every month with your account number on it. Yes, I understand perfectly what you are doing. It's called Tax Fraud. Will I take you on as a new client? HELL NO! Dumba$$!! Have you been smoking crack? Did you hit your head? Do you freaking know me? I'll bag groceries before I take you on as client. I'm not going to jail for you or anyone else. There's the door. Use it.” Said me today! And I cleaned up the language quite a bit.

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