[Zackrampage]

I’ll start. “Thou shall not recognize any revenue, until the earnings process is virtually complete.”

FAR - 62 , End of aug 2015
BEC - 67, 67
AUD - TBD
REG - TBD

[Anonymous]

SURE…bring me the receipts for the Christmas jewelry you bought for your mistress…I will take care of that for you! Oh, DIAMONDS…even better. Said no CPA ever! =)

[noleguy]

Can someone please move my CPA efforts from WIP to Finished Goods?

[noleguy]

Can someone please move my CPA efforts from WIP to Finished Goods?

[Anonymous]

It's been this kind of day for me! A few more for today, while I eat my supper at my desk and then get back to work…

“I really wish I could take the CPA exam over because I've told everyone how much easier it is now compared to when I passed it.” said NO CPA EVER!!!!

“Yeah, sure, just take a shot in the dark at that inventory number. It actually has no impact on your financial statements or your tax return. Sure, I'd be happy to sit on hold for 20 minutes while you go find the post-it note you wrote your estimate on. (Insert cheesy on hold music) Hmm, that number is 1/4 of your inventory last year, when I actually counted it, on New Years Eve, by myself, while you and your girlfriend were drunk, and having sex in the conference room. I'm sure it's accurate. I doubt your wife's divorce attorney will question any of these numbers.” said No CPA Ever.

“Sure, I'll stop depreciating your assets and then you should have plenty of cash, if not we can always take the cash from Retained Earnings.” said No CPA Ever

“No, I'm not billing you for this.” said No CPA Ever.

And now that I've polished off another bag of Cheetos, I'm going to work now.

[Anonymous]

It's been this kind of day for me! A few more for today, while I eat my supper at my desk and then get back to work…

“I really wish I could take the CPA exam over because I've told everyone how much easier it is now compared to when I passed it.” said NO CPA EVER!!!!

“Yeah, sure, just take a shot in the dark at that inventory number. It actually has no impact on your financial statements or your tax return. Sure, I'd be happy to sit on hold for 20 minutes while you go find the post-it note you wrote your estimate on. (Insert cheesy on hold music) Hmm, that number is 1/4 of your inventory last year, when I actually counted it, on New Years Eve, by myself, while you and your girlfriend were drunk, and having sex in the conference room. I'm sure it's accurate. I doubt your wife's divorce attorney will question any of these numbers.” said No CPA Ever.

“Sure, I'll stop depreciating your assets and then you should have plenty of cash, if not we can always take the cash from Retained Earnings.” said No CPA Ever

“No, I'm not billing you for this.” said No CPA Ever.

And now that I've polished off another bag of Cheetos, I'm going to work now.

[Zackrampage]

Those are excellent. “Deffered tax stays with it's momma”. Guess who said it?

FAR - 62 , End of aug 2015
BEC - 67, 67
AUD - TBD
REG - TBD

[Zackrampage]

Those are excellent. “Deffered tax stays with it's momma”. Guess who said it?

FAR - 62 , End of aug 2015
BEC - 67, 67
AUD - TBD
REG - TBD

[Skynet]

“Yes you can deduct your Denver Bronco's Superbowl tickets as Worthless Stocks” said NO CPA EVER!!!

[Skynet]

“Yes you can deduct your Denver Bronco's Superbowl tickets as Worthless Stocks” said NO CPA EVER!!!

[Surf CPA]

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

Aud - 83
Far - 84
Bec - 83
Reg - 79

[Surf CPA]

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

Aud - 83
Far - 84
Bec - 83
Reg - 79

[littlenumberrobot]

“It's the most wonderful time of the year” said NO CPA anytime from January 1 and April 15th.

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[littlenumberrobot]

“It's the most wonderful time of the year” said NO CPA anytime from January 1 and April 15th.

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[red3biggs]

Wow Sky, that was cold. LOL

AUD: 8/17/2012
REG: 4/29/2013
BEC: 7/8/2013
FAR: 1/16/2014

[red3biggs]

Wow Sky, that was cold. LOL

AUD: 8/17/2012
REG: 4/29/2013
BEC: 7/8/2013
FAR: 1/16/2014

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