[Zackrampage]

I’ll start. “Thou shall not recognize any revenue, until the earnings process is virtually complete.”

FAR - 62 , End of aug 2015
BEC - 67, 67
AUD - TBD
REG - TBD

[Zackrampage]

In soviet russia cpa takes you! Then again same thing in US lol.

FAR - 62 , End of aug 2015
BEC - 67, 67
AUD - TBD
REG - TBD

[Zackrampage]

In soviet russia cpa takes you! Then again same thing in US lol.

FAR - 62 , End of aug 2015
BEC - 67, 67
AUD - TBD
REG - TBD

[Skynet]

“I did not have sexual relations with that Auditor, Miss Wisnewksi.”

Ok it is a bad quote but I can't help it. LOL!

I promised not to do it again. I SWEAR!

[Skynet]

“I did not have sexual relations with that Auditor, Miss Wisnewksi.”

Ok it is a bad quote but I can't help it. LOL!

I promised not to do it again. I SWEAR!

[Anonymous]

“Sure, bring me every receipt you've collected in the last year. No, you don't have to put them in any kind of order. Sure, you can bring them in a used, torn Wal-Mart sack, shoe box or a laundry basket, whichever is easier for you. Yes, I will need EVERY receipt from EVERY purchase you made because, I'm sure there is a way to deduct the 12 pack of beer, bag of pork rinds, carton of cigarettes, and box of condoms, you bought on August 15th. No, you don't need to worry about that 1099 you received from your credit card company when they forgave your $20,000 debt. I mean, after all, you weren't actually insolvent, so that's not income.” said NO CPA EVER!!!

[Anonymous]

“Sure, bring me every receipt you've collected in the last year. No, you don't have to put them in any kind of order. Sure, you can bring them in a used, torn Wal-Mart sack, shoe box or a laundry basket, whichever is easier for you. Yes, I will need EVERY receipt from EVERY purchase you made because, I'm sure there is a way to deduct the 12 pack of beer, bag of pork rinds, carton of cigarettes, and box of condoms, you bought on August 15th. No, you don't need to worry about that 1099 you received from your credit card company when they forgave your $20,000 debt. I mean, after all, you weren't actually insolvent, so that's not income.” said NO CPA EVER!!!

[littlenumberrobot]

To add onto Kricket's

“Of course all the miles you commute to work are tax deductible!” Said no CPA ever………

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[littlenumberrobot]

To add onto Kricket's

“Of course all the miles you commute to work are tax deductible!” Said no CPA ever………

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[Anonymous]

Tis better to have recognized the effective portion of thy cash flow hedge in OCI than to never have recognized at all.

[Anonymous]

Tis better to have recognized the effective portion of thy cash flow hedge in OCI than to never have recognized at all.

[san4596]

To add on to Kircket's, “Sure, we can deduct 100% of your Texans season football tickets as entertainment expense. You did not even have to bring a client!” Said no CPA ever!

CPA EXAM: DONE!!!!
Ethics Course: Passed
Application Mailed: 3/16/15
Professional Conduct Exam: 97
Certification Date: 4/2/15!!!

[san4596]

To add on to Kircket's, “Sure, we can deduct 100% of your Texans season football tickets as entertainment expense. You did not even have to bring a client!” Said no CPA ever!

CPA EXAM: DONE!!!!
Ethics Course: Passed
Application Mailed: 3/16/15
Professional Conduct Exam: 97
Certification Date: 4/2/15!!!

[MintsRGood]

“Of course your hair appointments and manicures/pedicures are deductible!”-Said no CPA ever

“My billing rate is $150 per hour usually but today I'll add up all of your $hitty crumpled receipts in these overflowing shopping bags in for free just because you are a special snowflake and I love garbage accounting!”-Said MintsRGood, NEVER. 😉

REG: 75 DONE 🙂
AUD: 61, 71, 68, 92 DONE 🙂
BEC: 76 DONE 🙂
FAR: 72, 74, 79 DONE 🙂
Licensed Michigan CPA 🙂
-Some people dream of success...others wake up and work hard for it!!!
-The cowards never start and the weak die along the way!
-You better work, b***h!
-Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.-JFK

[MintsRGood]

“Of course your hair appointments and manicures/pedicures are deductible!”-Said no CPA ever

“My billing rate is $150 per hour usually but today I'll add up all of your $hitty crumpled receipts in these overflowing shopping bags in for free just because you are a special snowflake and I love garbage accounting!”-Said MintsRGood, NEVER. 😉

REG: 75 DONE 🙂
AUD: 61, 71, 68, 92 DONE 🙂
BEC: 76 DONE 🙂
FAR: 72, 74, 79 DONE 🙂
Licensed Michigan CPA 🙂
-Some people dream of success...others wake up and work hard for it!!!
-The cowards never start and the weak die along the way!
-You better work, b***h!
-Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.-JFK

[Anonymous]

SURE…bring me the receipts for the Christmas jewelry you bought for your mistress…I will take care of that for you! Oh, DIAMONDS…even better. Said no CPA ever! =)

[Author]

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