CPA Joke for company “contact us” page

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  • #1769995
    peggyv
    Participant

    Hi all!

    Need some help on some acronym jokes for a CPA. My boss wants us all to state a fun fact or joke so I thought it would be interesting to state something like I am a CPA – certified public assasin or something like that( I’ve used that one before for fantasy football, but doesn’t seem appropriate for work).

    Background info – company is an insurance company and I am the head of the accounting department.

    Other options are:
    – I didn’t choose the accounting life, the accounting life chose me
    – “Mother of Dachshunds” ( I have 2 little doxies I love dearly)
    – LIFO the party
    – Supporter of the Miami Dolphins, unfortunately
    – I’m not boring, I just get excited about boring things

    Let me know if you can come up with something for “CPA” or vote on the top 2 that you like!

    Thanks!

    BEC - 80
    FAR - 77
    AUD - 76
    REG - 75

    DONE, DONE, DONE!!!

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  • #1769998
    DoubleBogey
    Participant

    “It's accrual world” is always a classic. especially since it's insurance

    #1770002
    peggyv
    Participant

    Haha yes, I meant to add that one to the list! Thanks

    BEC - 80
    FAR - 77
    AUD - 76
    REG - 75

    DONE, DONE, DONE!!!

    #1770794
    aaronmo
    Participant

    My dad always called it coats, pants and alterations. His father was a tailor.

    #1770806
    itooshallpass
    Participant

    My favorite is LIFO the party!

    #1770808
    Skynet
    Participant

    Cutie Pie w. Assets 😀

    #1771555
    ragepsn29
    Participant

    I like to tell people that I am a Certified Party Animal! lol.

    I like this one

    – Supporter of the Miami Dolphins, unfortunately

    AUD - 65, 72, 70, 74, 81
    FAR - 66, 71, 76
    REG - 69
    BEC - 80

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