CPA Exam Haikus

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  • #183505
    The CPA Kid
    Member

    Time to take a study break and make a haiku!

    C.P.A. Exam

    Destroying my social life

    I hate it so much

    Anyone else?

    FAR- 82 (December 2013)
    BEC- 88 (January 2014)
    AUD-94 (January 2014)
    REG- 84 (February 2014)

    They call me the Kid

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  • #510165
    katymegh
    Participant

    I love this!

    Sinking in my chair

    Practice questions stare at me

    Where has my life gone

    AUD-88 5/24/13
    BEC-86 12/2/13
    FAR-77 1/31/14
    REG-88 2/27/14 --> Done!!!

    #510206
    katymegh
    Participant

    I love this!

    Sinking in my chair

    Practice questions stare at me

    Where has my life gone

    AUD-88 5/24/13
    BEC-86 12/2/13
    FAR-77 1/31/14
    REG-88 2/27/14 --> Done!!!

    #510167
    M.O.D.
    Member

    Bassho:

    the first cold shower

    even the monkey seems to want

    a little coat of straw

    a haiku should have two juxtaposing themes:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

    Accounting exams:

    Some need but don't want them

    Some want but don't need them

    BA Mathematics, UC Berkeley
    Certificates in CPA and EA preparation, College of San Mateo
    CMA I 420, II 470
    FAR 91, AUD Feb 2015 (Gleim self-study)

    #510208
    M.O.D.
    Member

    Bassho:

    the first cold shower

    even the monkey seems to want

    a little coat of straw

    a haiku should have two juxtaposing themes:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

    Accounting exams:

    Some need but don't want them

    Some want but don't need them

    BA Mathematics, UC Berkeley
    Certificates in CPA and EA preparation, College of San Mateo
    CMA I 420, II 470
    FAR 91, AUD Feb 2015 (Gleim self-study)

    #510169
    katymegh
    Participant

    AUD-88 5/24/13
    BEC-86 12/2/13
    FAR-77 1/31/14
    REG-88 2/27/14 --> Done!!!

    #510210
    katymegh
    Participant

    AUD-88 5/24/13
    BEC-86 12/2/13
    FAR-77 1/31/14
    REG-88 2/27/14 --> Done!!!

    #510171
    M.O.D.
    Member

    CPA, shmi PA.

    I'd rather make poetry,

    But even haikus have regulations

    BA Mathematics, UC Berkeley
    Certificates in CPA and EA preparation, College of San Mateo
    CMA I 420, II 470
    FAR 91, AUD Feb 2015 (Gleim self-study)

    #510212
    M.O.D.
    Member

    CPA, shmi PA.

    I'd rather make poetry,

    But even haikus have regulations

    BA Mathematics, UC Berkeley
    Certificates in CPA and EA preparation, College of San Mateo
    CMA I 420, II 470
    FAR 91, AUD Feb 2015 (Gleim self-study)

    #510173

    Finish line?

    I think not…

    Starting line is more like it!

    Trying to say that I once thought the CPA exam was the finish of a long journey but I am now thinking of it as the starting line to the rest of my career…

    Florida:
    AUD: 73, 81! Thank you Lord!
    BEC: 73, 77! Thank you Lord! and WTB
    REG: 71, 82! Thank you Lord! and A71
    FAR: 72, 78! Thank you God and my Mommy in Heaven!

    CPA Excel, Ninja Notes & Audio, Wiley Test Bank, CPAreviewforfree

    #510214

    Finish line?

    I think not…

    Starting line is more like it!

    Trying to say that I once thought the CPA exam was the finish of a long journey but I am now thinking of it as the starting line to the rest of my career…

    Florida:
    AUD: 73, 81! Thank you Lord!
    BEC: 73, 77! Thank you Lord! and WTB
    REG: 71, 82! Thank you Lord! and A71
    FAR: 72, 78! Thank you God and my Mommy in Heaven!

    CPA Excel, Ninja Notes & Audio, Wiley Test Bank, CPAreviewforfree

    #510175
    M.O.D.
    Member

    The CPA exam.

    It makes men out of boys

    And tigers out of kittys.

    BA Mathematics, UC Berkeley
    Certificates in CPA and EA preparation, College of San Mateo
    CMA I 420, II 470
    FAR 91, AUD Feb 2015 (Gleim self-study)

    #510216
    M.O.D.
    Member

    The CPA exam.

    It makes men out of boys

    And tigers out of kittys.

    BA Mathematics, UC Berkeley
    Certificates in CPA and EA preparation, College of San Mateo
    CMA I 420, II 470
    FAR 91, AUD Feb 2015 (Gleim self-study)

    #510177
    HeartsMimiCPA
    Participant

    The answer is C

    WRONG! It turns yellow again

    Sigh, i'll never pass

    AUD - 65, 89!
    REG - 70, 89!
    FAR - 78!
    BEC - 77!

    Finally!
    Experience 06/30/15
    Ethics-Done

    VA Licensed 09/15/15

    #510218
    HeartsMimiCPA
    Participant

    The answer is C

    WRONG! It turns yellow again

    Sigh, i'll never pass

    AUD - 65, 89!
    REG - 70, 89!
    FAR - 78!
    BEC - 77!

    Finally!
    Experience 06/30/15
    Ethics-Done

    VA Licensed 09/15/15

    #510179
    F15hy
    Member

    I don't know anything about a haiku

    but I do know that violets are blue

    and the CPA exam, boy do I hate you

    CA Candidate

    B-79 (4th Attempt, finally killed you Nov 2013)
    A-81 (3rd Attempt, Feb 2014) AND I AM DONE!!!!!
    R-80 (1st Attempt, Feb 2013)
    F-77 (2nd attempt, Jan 2014)

    Becker, Becker Final Review, NINJA 10-Point Combo
    ($M.O.B$)

    CA Ethics-92%

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