[littlenumberrobot]

My boyrfriend is an auditor for his firm….. He is out on audit and was the unlucky soul driving the team. His 2010 Dodge Challenger was peacefully parked outside the hotel when last night a homeless bum(or so hotel vallet say) smeared #2 all over it. I mean all over it. All over the windshield and rubbed underneath door handles. Hotel vallet said they washed it twice but the flies are still attracted to it and they kindly gave him tissues to open the doors with. ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Thought you auditors out there would get a kick out of this…. so next time you can watch out!!

Everyone else – story to laugh at.

Happy Wednesday!

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[Anonymous]

I do not like Ford, but I like the Ford Mustang Cobra and Bosch…=D…it's actually in my “wants and needs” list…

[mena je twa]

CPA terminator, are you going for the perfect 300 score over here….. ? How do you get so many 75's? lucky you.

Do you let the birds shit on your Dodge roof for goodluck, before you start a testlet?

Licensed CPA, Texas - 2012

[littlenumberrobot]

@mena je twa

I guess I am just too trusting of my auditor LOL

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[mena je twa]

I commend you for trusting him… I am just coming up with hypothetical situation/ stories about my X, since i had a rough 6-7 months with her…Questioning and complaining and moaning about every single thing. And thats why i couldn't resist to speak out loud about this shit instance.

Ok, i will shuut uuup now….

Licensed CPA, Texas - 2012

[Mrs 300]

Bird poop vs. Human poop. Totally the same! Lol. I love how CPATerminator asked if the homeless guy used gloves. I heart A71.

I about died laughing when @littlenumberrobot referred to it as “human #2.” This gave me a great laugh – thank you.

I feel bad for your boyfriend though. That's sh1tty. <

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See what I did there!!!

REG - 80 (Becker only)
BEC - 76 (Becker only)
AUD - 71, 76 (Becker only)
FAR - 65, 74, 81! (Becker, Wiley Test Bank, Ninja notes & Audio)

CPA Class of 2012 🙂

[littlenumberrobot]

Well I thought just #2 would suffice with details…. but I was asked what type, so I added the human part! Glad you can laugh. MY bf's whole firm knows now. It will an audit to go down in the history books.

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[Anonymous]

Dang I feel sorry for the guy. Cool car, just trying to do his job, and then SPLAT wakes up to some good ol' poo on the car. I'm sure his co-workers razed him about that all week (or month!)

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