[littlenumberrobot]

My boyrfriend is an auditor for his firm….. He is out on audit and was the unlucky soul driving the team. His 2010 Dodge Challenger was peacefully parked outside the hotel when last night a homeless bum(or so hotel vallet say) smeared #2 all over it. I mean all over it. All over the windshield and rubbed underneath door handles. Hotel vallet said they washed it twice but the flies are still attracted to it and they kindly gave him tissues to open the doors with. ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Thought you auditors out there would get a kick out of this…. so next time you can watch out!!

Everyone else – story to laugh at.

Happy Wednesday!

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[sbruce810]

I think that would be a nightmare for just about anyone, nevermind an auditor.

AUD - Passed
BEC - Passed
FAR - Passed
REG - Passed

Done

[mmcgrad1]

This reminded me of two things:

“The Smelly Car” Seinfeld episode

The Other Guys and what happens to the Prius.

Funny on TV, disgusting in real life.

NIU CPA Review Correspondence is awesome!

I passed all four sections on the first attempt

[littlenumberrobot]

I'm sorry for grossing everyone out. My delirious FARied brain thought it was funny.

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[Anonymous]

I think it's just a-holes with no conscience. Two years ago, I bought a 2011 Ford Mustang and 6 months into owning it, I had to leave it parked at a bar (don't yell at me, I HAD TO) because I was smashed and had to get a ride home after watching my college football team play (and beat) our in-state rivals (of whom there were plenty). Well as you can probably already guess, I'm not always the nicest gent on the block…I made sure the alumni of the other school were well aware of who was winning as I always do.

I don't know if that is necessarily related to the vandals who went to work on my car, but when I went back in the morning, the passenger window was completely shattered, rocks, glass, and the like all over my interior and a huge dent in my door. With $1,000 deductible, this was not a fun experience.

[HustlinHustlin]

Oh. my. god. That is terrible! Thank you for reminding me how lucky I am today, as I sit in Ontario int'l airport for two hours waiting to come home from hot and musty Palm Desert!

B 71 - 79 EXPIRED
A 69 - 75 EXPIRED
R 65 - 48 - 45
F 56 - 61 - 65 - 64

Becker, Wiley Test Bank, Wiley Text and Ninja Notes

"The fish who keeps on swimming is the first to chill upstream" -311

Experience - Done, like WAAAY done.
Still need 30 more credits, in basket weaving (gotta love new CA requirements)

[Anonymous]

did the homeless guy used gloves?was it human poo or what kind of poo?

[littlenumberrobot]

It was actually worse. Next day he found out someone had also smeared human #2 on one of the side sliding doors of the hotel and outdoor carpet. But my bf's car was the only one hit. I am not sure if the perpretator worse gloves, but the hotel kindly gave my bf some to use while cleaning his car.

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[Anonymous]

damnnn…that's nasty and grotesque =…back to studying

[mena je twa]

Oh Boy!! Sounds like Men Gone Wild…. There were animals too:)_ This must have been a wild bachelor party. Whats your boyfriends firm…Can i join please…I love these kind of party's:)_

Licensed CPA, Texas - 2012

[Anonymous]

May be it was the version of “Two Guys, One Cup”..lol..=D

*Note:I've never watched it, but my college roommates were always talking about it, so that's how I know. I swear.

[mena je twa]

CPA terminator, thats funny.

You know what, if i had described this situation to my X, she would have not believed me, she would have blamed me for people shitting on my car. And you know the best part, she would quizzed me so hard , just to make sure that there was no wild parties going on the roof of my car:)_:)_

Licensed CPA, Texas - 2012

[littlenumberrobot]

LOL!

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[Anonymous]

I get birds shitting on my car all the time, but not people…I do not like Dodge btw =D..

[littlenumberrobot]

To each their own….. we don't like Fords 😛 My family is Chevy all the way. Bf & I are Dodge/Chrysler people but NEVER a Ford….

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[mena je twa]

littelnumberrobot:)_ she can relate to my story…being a girl….

I guess, a men would not question if this would have happened to their respective other halves.

Licensed CPA, Texas - 2012

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