You know you’re a CPA candidate when (Jeff Foxworthy) - Page 5

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    hawkmante
    Member

    Just seeing if we could get any fun out of this. I’ll start with mine..

    You know you are a CPA candidate when … you buy $100.00 head phones to better your listening experience with AUD gleim CD’s

    also,

    You know you are a CPA candidate when…you start your joke at the office with “I heard this one off another71.com…”

    BEC - 81 11/30/11 Praise God
    FAR - 84 7/11/11
    AUD -70,64,72, IM DONE!! 90 7/5/12
    REG - 84 10/07/11

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  • #1575794
    Meg267
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you bring your study materials with to the hospital because you'll have some extra time before your surgery starts.

    BEC - 57, 68, 78
    REG - 62, 82
    AUD - 61, 76
    FAR - 79

    Licensed.
    No one ever fails the CPA exam, there are only those who give up.

    #1575979
    mccarta7
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when instead of taking it as a compliment you are angered when someone tells you “You're really smart, you'd probably be fine if you didn't study at all!”

    [insert facepalm emoji]

    FAR : 90

    AUD : 86

    REG : 85

    BEC : Mar 2018

     

    Gleim, NINJA method and some Ninja supplement

    #1575983
    loveandbeloved
    Participant

    @ANN – HAAAA! OMG! My extended family tells me this all the time! I'm so tired of hearing “how smart I am!” This exam is FREAKIN HARD and you have to be extremely disciplined and make so many sacrifices! It's not like these other mediocre exams people take in other industries to get ahem… “licensed”.

    [insert grumpy emoji]

    AUD - NINJA in Training
    BEC - NINJA in Training
    FAR - NINJA in Training
    REG - NINJA in Training
     

     

    #1641254
    Julia
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when u take our study materials w in cuz our scared someone might steal them if u leave them in car.
    That Becker book has allllll my notes.

    B- 74, 84

    A- 75

    R- 74, 81

    F- 09-07-18

    #1641260
    Matt
    Participant

    You know your a CPA candidate when your confused when people say good morning . . . you've been up since 5.

    Gleim/NINJA

    FAR 74,81 Pass November 2016
    AUD 71,74,84 Pass January 2017
    BEC 79 Pass March 2017
    REG 71,80 Pass November 2017

    FAR 74

    #1753412
    Julia
    Participant

    You know you are a CPA candidate when a “Holiday” means you get a day off work to study. Only Easter eggs Im hunting are in my Ninja MCQ.

    B- 74, 84

    A- 75

    R- 74, 81

    F- 09-07-18

    #1753446
    tncpa2018
    Participant

    You know you are a CPA candidate when you were studying REG while “vacationing” in Costa Rica. I was reading the IRS tax booklet during my flight, the person seating by me thought I must have a really complicated tax to file. Lol! 😂

    AUD - 91
    BEC - 82
    FAR - 84
    REG - 88
    ”Success at anything will always come down to this: focus & effort. And we control both...” ~ The Rock
    #1754367
    Parthamis
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when the staff at B&N cafe see you everyday at the same table, and get concerned when you don't show up that day.

    Parthamis Prime

    AUD - 73, 75... and done.

    FAR - 80 (UNBELIEVABLE)

    BEC - 78

    REG - 81

    #1754559
    Nate
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when the Prometric employees address you by name when you show up for test time.

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you hate lawyers, especially when they talk about the BAR exam (my father-in-law is a lawyer too, he thinks lawyers are way better than CPA's and the BAR is way tougher)

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you're excited to just work 40 hours a week. (you can use that one for tax accountants too)

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you go over study material in your head when you try to sleep.

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you have dreams of being roommates with Roger Philipp.

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you actually have looked up Roger Philipp on the dating game.

    AUD: 54 (10/31/15); 83 (12/02/17)
    BEC: 70 (01/31/16); 90 (07/02/17)
    FAR: 73 (10/03/15); 88 (02/17/18)
    REG: 83 (06/09/18)
    AICPA Ethics: 91 (06/28/18)
    Licensed: 08/16/18
    #1754666
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you feel guilty all the time for anything else in life other than studying including, but not limited to:
    -sleeping
    -eating
    -being social
    -leaving the house
    -relaxing

    #1754693

    You know you're a CPA candidate when one of your best friends laments about the perils of NCLEX testing and how bad it is, and you burst out laughing but luckily catch yourself before explaining that the NCLEX is only one test

    REG - 79

    BEC - 78

    FAR - 90

    AUD - 87

    "The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph." Fortune cookie circa 2012

    8 exams in 16 months - Licensed CPA 2018

    #1754703
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you’re a CPA candidate when you write in your actual BEC WC test:
    “Your a CPA candidate…..”
    You’d be lucky to get a 74 for your BEC in the next CPA score release.

    #1760357
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    When you think that the 4 CPA sections are just like the 4 legs of this puppy…

    Dog Climbing On Chair

    You've got to give him credit for trying! 😭😂ViralHog

    Posted by UNILAD on Thursday, March 29, 2018

    #1760629
    Fratty Redneck
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when it's summer and you're at the beach with your family. Everyone is going to the beach and/or fishing, but you're stuck inside studying.

    Thank the man above that those days are behind me!

    REG 75 2/10/17

    AUD 77 5/31/17

    BEC 54, 73, 72, 93 12/8/17

    FAR 59, 86 2/26/18

    Licensed CPA and IRS EA

    #2637795
    cortes123
    Participant

    Classic thread bump. Thought people here could use the humor in the posts. I sure used it when I was studying.

    AUD - 94
    BEC - 82
    FAR - 86
    REG - 79
    CMA 1: 460

    CMA 2: 430

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