[Anonymous]

0-40 – Why are you here? Special Ed is two floors down.

41-73 – you failed! Put some ice on it. We have seen many people with similar injuries. We hope to send you a complimentary cigar!

74 – Close but no cigar! (Comes with complementary cigar and three months membership in “biggest Looser” club. Members meet every Friday and Saturday evenings. Hosted by candidates who got 0-40 points. Discussion points: why do credits always equal to debits, etc) Please come again.

75-90 – Atta boy! Do not worry we will have more chances to kick you in the nuts!

91-99 – you obviously figured out how sick and twisted we are. We need your help in designing new MCQs so we can hand out as many cigars as possible!

I still have that cigar. and classes were not that bad either.

[yankeeaccountant]

David,

not ashamed to say that I have a nice collection of cigars myself. I plan on using my cigars as kindling when I burn every review book I own upon passing. In fact, I am sure there is a label on the cigar dictating such usage!

[SIMSLAYER]

Ha Ha! “Do not worry we will have more chances to kick you in the nuts!”

I'm getting my ice bag ready for 11/21.

FAR- 81
AUD- 93
BEC- 79
REG-

[MyLifeisCPA]

LOL. That is too funny David!! I plan to start a campfire once I am complete with all the exams. Hopefully that will be by the Spring of 2012 just in time for camping..

BEC-Passed
AUD-Passed
REG-Passed
FAR-Passed (I AM DONE!!! THANK U LORD!!!!)
Licensed Texas CPA - 10/2012

[iPass]

David, this is hilarious!

@SIMSLAYER, I, too, almost hear the AICPA saying: “Do not worry we will have more chances to kick you in the nuts!” 🙂

BEC - 10/12/2011 - 78
AUD - 11/23/2011 - 84
FAR - 02/22/2012 - 76 (I'll take it!)
REG - 08/31/2012

“Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Anonymous]

When you get a score below 75, they're implying that you do not have the proper knowledge that's safe for the public.

[kaaCPA]

love this.

AUD | 85
REG | 77
FAR | 76
BEC | 83
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ETH | 93
State Board Application pending!

[See Pee A]

Haha that's hilarious, I love it. I don't know about you guys, but I plan on keeping my books on my bookshelf. Even now, I look at materials for previous exams that I passed and it makes me smile knowing I will never have to look at them again! Destroying them would be fun, I'll give you that, but seeing them regularly and getting that feeling of total domination feels even better! Almost as good as the old days of Mortal Kombat when you almost beat your opponent, and then the awesome voice goes ” finish him!, K.O.” Sorry, I know that's strange. Good luck people!

BEC 86 (08/30/11)
FAR 84 (10/13/11)
REG 88 (11/08/11)
AUD 86 (11/29/11)

Exam prep - Becker self-study

[NoScores2Display4thisSection]

done

[Anonymous]

Taken right from my score report….

“A score of 75 indicates examination performance reflecting a level of knowledge and skills that is sufficient for the protection of the public.”

[Anonymous]

Which one?

[Anonymous]

@another92- Are you asking me? If so, then that statement I quoted is located at the bottom of every score report that everyone receives via mail or email.

[Author]

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