[Minimorty]

1. That Wiley ad on the right hand side of my peripheral view totally looks like a slot machine and makes me want to go to Vegas. Cards and beer, baby. Cards and beer.

2. Is anyone still in touch with T-Rex? I want to know how she is doing.

3. When I was like 3 or 4 years old, I was running around my grandparents house with Lincoln Logs in my mouth and tripped and fell. Lots of blood. Not fun. Bad parental supervision too.

4. “The best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” Buddy the Elf

[Anonymous]

We should have Another71 conference in Vegas. Count me in. I'll buy the first round.

[Minimorty]

Party on, Jared.

[Veronica75]

This thread reminds me of my days on the old bulletin board systems. Remember those? We actually had a meeting once. At Mr. Gatti's.

What nerdy goodness!

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REG - 74! omg (3x) 87!!!!!!! I'm done! OMG!
BEC - 81 (4x)

[Anonymous]

“Swangin' and Bangin'” lmao now updating my profile so my interests will read appropriately.

[Anonymous]

@baseball

I am glad you appreciate that. I am pretty sure it has to do with being drunk and a man whore…

[Anonymous]

I'm gonna call my g/f and tell her that I'm goin to Vegas to do some SWAAAAANGIN and BAAAAAAANGIN haha see what she says…I feel an argument coming on haha she has no sense of humor.

[Anonymous]

Haha That is awesome…let me know how that goes for you!

[Anonymous]

Not too well!! She was not amused. What a shame. Guess who has two thumbs and wont be getting some for about a week? This guyyyyy.

[Minimorty]

Bump – So, who is still up for an A71 Vegas trip? Let's do this!

[Anonymous]

I'm in!

I've already got a trip there scheduled in early June – but it's only a couple hours by plane, so another one couldn't hurt.

[mla1169]

Wild horses couldn't keep me away! Thank god my hubby keeps pestering me to do SOMETHING for myself before I snap, this might be it.

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Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

[nolifecpa]

on my way to work this morning i saw the 747 carrying the rocket ship

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DONE

[nolifecpa]

drink!

REG-65,71,74,73,70,74,79
BEC-60's,60's,69,71,76*,78
FAR-67,66,65,79
AUD-54,60's,65,83*,69,80
*expired

DONE

[kandisjoy]

1) When I was in Vegas, I got lost in a hotel after dancing the night away at a club, and ended up stumbling drunk through the employee area and out into a nearly empty parking garage. I still am not completely sure how I got back to my hotel. There's a lot more embarrasment that I could add to this story but I'm not going into that on a public forum.

2) When I was a kid I was running through the house because the dog was chasing me, and my step dad had water on his shoes from the rain outside… I slipped on the water that he had tracked into the kitchen, the corner of the kitchen counter sliced cleanly through my ear (about an inch and a half long cut!) and cut the back of my head, then I fell to the ground and smacked my head on the floor. I had 10 stitches from that, and now I only have a scar. But I remember thinking on the way to the hospital “Oh my god, I'm going to lose my ear, and no boys will ever like me again! I'm going to be the freak without an ear!” Ah the mind of an 11 year old girl… 🙂

3) Pearl Jam sucks. They were tolerable live (I had to go because my mom got herself.. I mean got me tickets to see them for my birthday).

4) I realized that I needed glasses for the first time when I was at a Third Eye Blind concert and my friend said “Oh my god, the singer is so hot!” and I was like… “What a second, you can see the singer?”

5) Mini is cooler than you.

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1. I'm afraid to go to Vegas… Here is why:

My buddy, Keith, went to Vegas with his MMA fighter friend, Trey, and proceeded to have to worst Vegas trip ever. Trey, using the powers of his MMA body and loads of vodka, got the hottest girl to come back to his hotel. The next day she causally explained that girls in her profession get paid for who they do and her pimp would be very unhappy if he didn't pay her 2 grand. Trey excused himself to visit the ATM and when he got back she had left with his other credit card. She then proceeded to visit stores like Gucci, Armani, and Channel with his credit card and spend around $5,000. Trey, on the other hand, used the $2,000 he pulled out to buy handles of Vodka and got to drunk to realize that the credit card company would reimburse his money if his card got stolen. On top of that, Keith had to deal with a sh*t housed fighter who went on a 3 day vodka bender. If I remember right, he didn't get his deposit back.

2. Anyone try the Los Tacos from T-Bell? It was…alright

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0U38Nv3uXQ

4. I went to a blink-182 concert in Dallas with 2 750's of whiskey strapped to my leg. Thanks to alcohol I got on the Dart train going the wrong direction and got off in Oak Cliff. Unbeknownst to me, the Dart stops running at 11:30 pm. After waiting for thirty minutes, I finally paid a black woman 3 Sacagawea dollars and what was left of my last 750 to direct me to a gas station so i could call a taxi. She accepted my payment by screaming “Stay on my good (right) side! I got weed in muh pocket! If a big [exploited deleted] rolls up here you get both our [exploited deleted] kicked and they ill run off wit my sac!” After finally getting behind bullet proof Iraqi Shaqi gas station glass, it took 4 phone calls, 3 stabbings, and 3 ambulances before a taxi driver finally had enough balls to save me.

5. If you don't know about Oak Cliff… here is a little educational video (Warning: Explicit Language)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUR75Lyl818

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Far: 73

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