[Minimorty]

This is too funny. Had to pass it around:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tenacious-summer-analyst-applicant-got-laughed-at-by-everyone-else-on-wall-street.html

[KasiaS]

Well someone had a thesaurus handy…

My favorite part is “…can perform basic office functions with terrifying efficiency”. I laughed so hard at that point. Although there are countless don'ts in this letter, I bet a firm will pick him up just because this stands out and is so bold.

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[mla1169]

I am so confused. Did it take him the entire semseter to do those 35 pull ups?

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[Anonymous]

Looking forward to reading this after work!

I could use a good laugh and from your comments it sure sounds interesting.

[KasiaS]

That's the way I read it and that's the version that's more entertaining to me so, yes.

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[mla1169]

Should have worn his red panties. tsk tsk.

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[KasiaS]

LOL mla!

The way I see it is if you need to put in a disclaimer saying you're not a braggart, then you're being a braggart. Just the way some obnoxious people feel the need to announce they're “good people”. If you're “good people” you don't need to announce it, people around you will pick up on it if you truly are good.

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[Peanut]

HAHAHA Oh my god. That just made my entire day. How does he have a 3.9?! Hilarious. Thanks for posting Mini

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[Anonymous]

He got a 3.9 because he sounds like a very book smart kid (e.g. multiple computer languages) who unfortunately has the social skills of a cucumber.

Shame really, college will force you to take a lot of crap you'll never use (e.g. liberal arts courses) but a valuable course this kid obviously desperately needs like a business networking class is almost never offered.

[HumanPiranha]

sorry, im too busy to click on a hotlink. people like me, who are busy being in shape and being smart and being terrifyingly awesome are just too effing busy to take the time to click on a hotlink. now if you can excuse me i have to go transfer schools and do some pull ups

[KasiaS]

@HimanPiranha, You make me wish there were some kind of button to click to denote just how much I love a post like yours! Every time I read it, I can't help but laugh!

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