[Anonymous]

I’ll start us off with a few oldies but goodies:

-Chuck Norris remembers the future

-Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects only lucky child to be thrown into the sun

-Chuck Norris doesn’t have a twitter account because no one is stupid enough to follow Chuck Norris

Ok you guys go!

[Anonymous]

haha ok I'll do more:

-When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't build up the courage to tell him yet

-Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories

[Anonymous]

When Chuck Norris gets into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Funny story, At my old company we made a list of ‘Chuck Norris' lines about a partner. He is super smart and very dry person. One that I can remember goes like this:

In writing his tickmarks, John Smith does not claim things ‘appear reasonable' they are just correct.

John Smith can review your work with out opening the work paper.

John Smith didn't take the AICPA issued CPA Test, he issued it.

Lame accountants…

[Elaine]

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Go to google, type “Find Chuck Norris” and hit “I'm feeling lucky” 🙂

[Anonymous]

haha I'm totally jacking these from this website now:

-They found Chuck Norris' diary…it is now known as the Guiness Book of World Records

-When Chuck Norris was asked whether or not he thought the world would end in 2012, he responded by saying, “depends how i'm feeling on that day”

-Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep

[Anonymous]

https://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Funny site! 🙂

What does Chuck Norris think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE

[mdrobbin]

Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Now we have giraffes 🙂

FAR - 2012 - PASSED (YAEGER)
AUD - 2012 - PASSED (YAEGER + NINJA NOTES)
BEC - 2012 - PASSED (YAEGER + NINJA NOTES)
REG - 2013 - PASSED (YAEGER + NINJA NOTES + NINJA AUDIO)

ETHICS - 2013 - PASSED

DONE!!! Thank you A71 for all the support! Hiya!!!

[Gifuto724]

When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it is being raped.

FAR ~ TBD AUD ~ TBD
REG ~ TBD BEC ~ TBD

[Anonymous]

Chuck Norris doesn't follow GAAP. GAAP follows Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris not only assigns useful lives, he takes them away

Chuck Norris doesn't audit companies; He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris foots a schedule by kicking it until it the numbers balance for him.

[Author]

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