5/21 battle of the decade

Someone did this last week and it made me laugh…now it’s my turn. It’s hard to make it super funny when I have to keep it clean. 🙂

Corner #1 weighing in at 1XX lbs – Mrs 300. Known for raging and kicking some major a$$ when it’s crunch time. A CPA candidate before and coming back with a vengeance. She’s been down this road before.

In her corner: family, friends, co-workers. A bunch of crazy people that will take you down for her.

Strong points: attitude, determination, personality, humor, commitment, dedication, preparation and a chip on her mf-ing shoulder.

Weaknesses: none known.

Corner #2: weighing in at a mere 10lbs – Financial Accounting and Reporting (AKA FAR or more like f-ing a-hole reporting). Known for fighting dirty and low blows below the belt. Also known for pulling sh1t out of its a$$ at the last minute that you’ve never seen before and have to Google after the exam (AKA – “simulations”).

In its corner: REG, BEC, AUD (former “b1tches” of Mrs 300- she’s taken those down before), the AICPA (who is THAT even??).

Strong points: none today.

Weaknesses: See person in Corner #1.