Jeff, do you need a sales agent?

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  • #191167
    Anonymous
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    NINJA Question –

    I’m over here closing deals for you Jeff. I think I need to quit my job as an auditor and become a sales agent. I’ve talked to 7 people today about another71 products and how awesome they are. Guess what all 7 people purchased a ninjas product of some sort. Balling’. No need for commission I’ll work fo free. Lol. Seriously. Thank you Jeff for this amazing New book.

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  • #637150
    jeff
    Keymaster

    Post of the week! ๐Ÿ™‚

    I really appreciate that!

    I need to get you a NINJA coffee mug or something as a conversation starter.

    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

    #637151
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Wow. I just won something better than a Grammy. ๐Ÿ™‚ You must know I drink lots of coffee. Haha

    #637152
    taxgeek83
    Participant

    You have coffee mugs?! How might one go about getting ahold of one of those…? ๐Ÿ™‚

    #637153
    jeff
    Keymaster

    I need to create one first ๐Ÿ™‚

    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

    #637154
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    How the heck do you know 7 CPA candidates?….I think that's the most amazing thing about this thread

    #637155
    Skynet
    Participant

    Jeff, A71 should also have it's own Reality Show too. “TRCA71” The Real CPA's of A71.

    Here's a synopsis of what Episode 1 would be like

    CPA Girl 1: CPA Girl 2 think she is so smart using the Straight Line method of Depreciation. Ugh what a Snob.

    CPA Girl 1: Well I'm going to show her. I'm going to be using the Double Declining Balance instead. Yeah, that'll show her.

    *10 minutes into the show*

    Both CPA Girl 1 and CPA Girl 2 are screaming and shouting about Schedule C.

    *Last 10 minutes of the show*

    Pillow Fight between CPA Girl 1 and CPA Girl 2.

    #637156
    jeff
    Keymaster

    ^ It would look something more like this…

    Episode 1:

    Guy 1: hey everyone. new here. i scored a 20. is there hope for me to pass?

    Guy 2: Yes. Study more.

    Guy 1: you do not know ME! how dare you make accusations about my character! I will not stand for this treatment!!!

    3 minutes later…

    [Guy 1: email's Jeff]

    I demand that you delete all of my posts. I cannot believe you run such a hostile forum for candidates.

    I am reporting you!!!!!!!!

    (fade to black)

    Episode 2:

    Guy 3: I just wanted to say that I have taken the CFAยฎ and the California Bar Exam and you kids have it easy.

    Girl 1: WHAT! AHHHH!!!! Get him!!!!!

    Guy 4: (same IP as Guy 3) easy there…Guy 3 has a point…the CPA Exam is too easy.

    Guy 5: F you!!!!!

    Guy 6: [Reports post]

    (fade to black)

    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

    #637157
    Skynet
    Participant

    ^LOL Jeff!

    #637158
    Martin
    Participant

    I do not think Jeff is joking here. I see a lot of people with multiple personalities and one IP address.

    Through God all things can happen!

    โ€œYou never fail until you stop trying.โ€
    โ€• Albert Einstein
    When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people;as I grow older, I admire kind people.
    โ€œJust keep swimming, just keep swimming.โ€

    FAR= 72-84
    Audit= 73-82
    BEC= 74-75
    Reg=77

    #637159
    Dantrick
    Participant

    It does suck to have to study more to get a better score!

    #637160
    Rocky123
    Member

    There does need to be a show about CPA candidates. All of the shows on TV are about lawyers, cops, doctors…more cops…

    The tallest oak in the forest was once just a little nut that held its ground.

    AUD-PASS
    BEC-PASS
    REG-PASS
    FAR-PASS

    Rocky123, CPA

    #637161
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @Martin How can you see their IP addresses? I'm sure Jeff can and probably the mods…but do you have an alternate-personality I've missed or is it visible to everyone and I'm blind? Just curious to see if I can test out my theories of multiple accounts per person…

    #637162
    jeff
    Keymaster

    I think he's referring to people like Mamabear who have had to use a few different accounts.

    To my knowledge, no one here posts under different accounts aside from a few who have had account issues and are transparent about it.

    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

    #637163
    Mamabear
    Member

    I seem to remember a regular poster last year and the anonymous “new” user that came to her defense after she created an uproar. That was interesting and would have made for a good episode. ๐Ÿ™‚

    CPA Exam - Finally DONE (November 2014)
    BEC (08/10/13) 80
    AUD (08/24/13) 65 (11/13/13) 85
    FAR (04/12/14) 81
    REG (07/19/14) 69 (11/29/14) 87!!

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