[Minimorty]

…be abducted by aliens and returned to Earth two weeks later OR spend 6 months in solitary confinement?

[Laura]

best thread yet!

REG-80, 77, 77
BEC-67, 68, 71, 67, 71, 74, 71, 74, 72, 77
FAR- 72, 65,67, 53, 75 (truth be known the 53 was with 4 hours of studying)
AUD-58, 62, 72, 74, 74, 75
took 5 years but I'm DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MAcc Grad_NDSU]

1. Aliens

2. Angry Mike Tyson. ( 6 minutes of punishment > countless months of punishment)

3. Love. (by default since I'm married and my future CPA designation will be worth $10M, right?)

4. Sponge Bob.

5. Streaking. (Misdemeanor > the outside chance of getting eaten) Unless it's a cold night, then i may rethink that one due to shrinkage…

BEC - 77 (exp. 2/23/12)
REG - 75
AUD - 10/12/11
FAR - 11/30/11

[Minimorty]

lol MAcc. Good post.

SpongeBob 2012!!

[smrichard]

I read that about SpongeBob too. My daughter loves him but now that I read that I'm never going to let her watch it again! Thankfully, she's only 2 and her mind can be changed very easily.

As for love or money, if you could only have one or the other I would definately choose love. I would feel so empty without my family.

For the honey/bear/naked thing – I would go with the bear although it would be pretty scary. I sure hope he's trained. I would have to be drunk out of my mind before I could ever get the courage to streak, and hopefully so drunk that my I wouldn't remember the experience.

FAR 82
AUD 81 (2007), 73, 80
REG 68 (2010), 76
BEC 58 (2007), 75 DONE!!!!

[Minimorty]

……..eat only bananas for one month OR take care of a pet pot bellied pig for 3 months.

[Anonymous]

The smell of bananas makes me soooo nauseous! And, I kind of really want a pot bellied pig? The bf says no way though, lol. I feel like it would clean up all my kitchen messes! And they're super cute.

[Minimorty]

lol. That was an easy one for you then. I find those teeny tiny pigs cute, but not the fatties.

[rknight21]

When I see threads like these, I truly wonder. Smh “So-called” moderators getting political on a public cpa forum. SMH

[Minimorty]

lol knight. Relax, man. I know Obama is your savior. Its all good. We can still co-exist.

[kandisjoy]

I'd rather take care of the pig. I eat a lot of bananas, but the thought of eating only bananas grosses me out. No way that would be enough nutrition for me to continue skating!

Also, am I allowed to slaughter and eat the pig at the end of the three months?

FAR: 71, 77
BEC: 70, 82
AUD: 62, 78
REG: 71, 68, 85

CA Licensed 11/2011

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