OT (sort of) – There should be a…

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    Anonymous
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    Constitutional Amendment prohibiting the AICPA from issuing a score between 70 and 75. I know this sounds like a joke but hear me out before you judge.

    1. A score of 69 or less says “We think you might still be a threat to the public.”

    2. A score of 70 says “You didn’t learn what you really needed to learn to pass the exam, which is basically how to read our minds.”

    3. A score of 71 says “There is still money left in your savings account.”

    4. A score of 72 says “We see that your credit cards aren’t over the limit yet.”

    5. A score of 73 says “At this point, we view you as nothing more than a revenue stream.”

    6. A score of 74 says “Here’s a slap in the face for all of your hard work and dedication. See #2-5 for further details.”

    7. A score of 75 or above says “You are no longer a threat to the public, your bank accounts are empty, you now have the credit of a 9 year old, and the new wing on our building is complete.”

    If you have ever received a score between 70 and 75, then you understand what I’m talking about. Those who have never had this indignity thrust upon them, may not fully grasp the need for this very important addition to the rights of individuals in the United States. Is there anyone here related to a member of Congress that can introduce this very important legislation?

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    jennknee
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    I love it 😀 Let's march on the streets!

    AUD - 7/5/13 - 93
    FAR - 8/24/13 - 91
    BEC - 11/30/13 - 92
    REG - 2/24/14 - 91! DONE!

    CPAreviewforFREE, Wiley Test Bank, Becker, and NINJA FLASHCARDS. <3
    Candidate from California

    #442405
    jennknee
    Participant

    I love it 😀 Let's march on the streets!

    AUD - 7/5/13 - 93
    FAR - 8/24/13 - 91
    BEC - 11/30/13 - 92
    REG - 2/24/14 - 91! DONE!

    CPAreviewforFREE, Wiley Test Bank, Becker, and NINJA FLASHCARDS. <3
    Candidate from California

    #442323
    samdiegoCPA
    Member

    I have 2 between 70-74 so far. Thanks for taking all my Europe trip money, AICPA #firstworldproblems.

    AUD: 84
    REG: 84
    BEC: 79
    FAR: 83

    #442407
    samdiegoCPA
    Member

    I have 2 between 70-74 so far. Thanks for taking all my Europe trip money, AICPA #firstworldproblems.

    AUD: 84
    REG: 84
    BEC: 79
    FAR: 83

    #442325

    Awesome thread!

    REG = 58 (02-20-13), 75 (05-01-13)
    AUD = 67 (05-29-13), 79 (08-29-13)
    BEC = 83 (07-31-13)
    FAR = 72 (10-29-13), 69 (02-27-14), 73 (04-16-14), 81(08-13-14)

    Study Materials = Becker 2013 + Wiley Online Test Bank
    (75%) On my Way to a CPA (minus the experience requirement)!

    #442409

    Awesome thread!

    REG = 58 (02-20-13), 75 (05-01-13)
    AUD = 67 (05-29-13), 79 (08-29-13)
    BEC = 83 (07-31-13)
    FAR = 72 (10-29-13), 69 (02-27-14), 73 (04-16-14), 81(08-13-14)

    Study Materials = Becker 2013 + Wiley Online Test Bank
    (75%) On my Way to a CPA (minus the experience requirement)!

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