[kandisjoy]

For all of you who aren’t able to study right now, or are working hard to avoid studying (hey, we’ve all been there!) I offer a distraction. Hopefully Jeff won’t remove my post – although I’d understand if he did since this is totally not CPA related! Although it will give me more time to study if I don’t have to worry about figuring this out on my own.

I recently joined a roller derby league and I need to think of a roller derby name. This name will be my persona on the track. I am having a really hard time thinking of anything original. I really liked “Snow Blight” but that was taken. Can you guys help me out here?? Something fun and creative to do while you’re surfing the forums.. 🙂

You can check if names have anything super similar at http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/ It’s also a good place to see what kinds of names are out there.

Thanks in advance! <3

FAR: 71, 77
BEC: 70, 82
AUD: 62, 78
REG: 71, 68, 85

CA Licensed 11/2011

[jeff]

Kick Assets

Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

[kandisjoy]

LOL I love it! But let's get some more…

Can anyone top Kick Assets? 🙂

FAR: 71, 77
BEC: 70, 82
AUD: 62, 78
REG: 71, 68, 85

CA Licensed 11/2011

[jimboace88]

Lethal Liability

FAR 07/27/11 - 87
AUD 10/01/11 - 85
BEC 11/15/11 - 87
REG 01/03/12 - 92

[NDCPA123]

Accounts Playable.

AUD - 80
REG - 77
FAR - 78
BEC - 84

[Anonymous]

CPAssassin

By the way, thats cool that you are in a roller derby league! Its so important to remember to have a life outside this crazy exam!

[kandisjoy]

Thanks guys, these are looking great!

Remember also that these don't need to be accounting related. Just clever plays on words are good too.

For example.. some of my teammates names are:

Vonda Kut-a-Vitch

Express Lane Jane

Lexus Holdem

Olive U. Biteme

Goody Two Screws

Swift D. Mize

@CalCPASoon – Thanks!! It's a total blast. I love it! I am trying hard to balance REG studying and practices/fundraisers for our league.

FAR: 71, 77
BEC: 70, 82
AUD: 62, 78
REG: 71, 68, 85

CA Licensed 11/2011

[mla1169]

If I were ever doing roller derby I think I'd go with Shirley U. Jest

FAR- 77
AUD -49, 71, 84
REG -56,75!
BEC -75

Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

[kandisjoy]

@mla – that's my favorite so far. Did you check https://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/ to make sure it's not taken? I can't access the website from work, so I can't check right now. But that name seems too good to not be taken. 🙂 And every derby girl has to have an original name.

FAR: 71, 77
BEC: 70, 82
AUD: 62, 78
REG: 71, 68, 85

CA Licensed 11/2011

[penks]

Based on the handle, guessing your name is Kandis/Candice?

How about: Can Dis! (Best used with both middle fingers raised after you've tackled someone)

-Shawn

AUD: 64, 82 (Expired 5/15/11)
BEC: 72, 75 (Expired 5/28/11)
FAR: 63, 68, 62, 81 (Expires 8/25/12)
REG: 62, 62 (Retake July 2011)

[mla1169]

That site is blocked for me at work too LOL so I couldn't check it either. But I do like Can Dis!

FAR- 77
AUD -49, 71, 84
REG -56,75!
BEC -75

Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

[WhyEvenTry]

Kandi Kill-Joy

Kan-kam Slam-whiche or Kan Slam-Whiche

Kandis B. True

(assuming your real name is Kandis)

BEC - 71, 74, 77 (Feb - 2011)
FAR - 73, 78 (Feb - 2011)
REG - 83 (Nov 2010)
AUD - 71, 84 (May 2011) - Done!! CPA licensed in TX (July 2011)

[kandisjoy]

You guys are awesome! @WhyEvenTry – yes my name is Kandis 🙂

So far my favorites are:

Kandis B. True (Can this be true??) 🙂 I love names that look kind of normal but when you say them outloud are something different!

Kick Assets – but I think I'd change it to something like “Kick-her Assets” or something along those lines

I googled “Shirley U. Jest twoevils” and it was taken. Awesome name though.

FAR: 71, 77
BEC: 70, 82
AUD: 62, 78
REG: 71, 68, 85

CA Licensed 11/2011

[kandisjoy]

My fiance just chimed in that Lethal Liability was his favorite, and I gotta say, it's growing on me! But I'm kind of worried that to non-accountants, it might sound like I'm a liability to the team..

And I was thinking that my “number” could be: Debits = Credits

They are really flexible on #s. I've even seen binary and algebra in derby numbers.

FAR: 71, 77
BEC: 70, 82
AUD: 62, 78
REG: 71, 68, 85

CA Licensed 11/2011

[Anonymous]

Lethal Liability is pretty awesome!

[SusanStudies]

Sounds like a blast, Kandis!

How about Junnie Hurtz (Ju-Knee Hurts).

lol

There have been alot of good suggestions here! Let us know what you go with.

AUD: 07/11/11 - Passed
BEC: 08/27/11 - Passed
FAR: 01/17/12 - Passed
REG: 04/30/12; Re-take 7/16/12 - Passed

FINISHED!!!!!!!!

[Author]

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