[Anonymous]

0-40 – Why are you here? Special Ed is two floors down.

41-73 – you failed! Put some ice on it. We have seen many people with similar injuries. We hope to send you a complimentary cigar!

74 – Close but no cigar! (Comes with complementary cigar and three months membership in “biggest Looser” club. Members meet every Friday and Saturday evenings. Hosted by candidates who got 0-40 points. Discussion points: why do credits always equal to debits, etc) Please come again.

75-90 – Atta boy! Do not worry we will have more chances to kick you in the nuts!

91-99 – you obviously figured out how sick and twisted we are. We need your help in designing new MCQs so we can hand out as many cigars as possible!

“I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there”

And yes Kasias, I am going to hell! Actually, I am already there! LOL

[Anonymous]

Ha-ha-ha 😀

You don't know anything about how getting a 74 feels like!

It's like being dead and receiving a Get Well Soon balloon from AICPA!

91 – 99 is pretty close, though 😀

[valueofnothing]

would have been a lot more effective if you knew how to spell “loser.”

REG - 81
BEC - 88
AUD - 85
FAR - 81

[Anonymous]

Sorry Mr Spelling Bee. 😉

[SleepyCPAwannabe]

@David1985 – I have to thank you for the comedian relief this week – I have literally laughed out loud at multiple posts of yours. Thanks, seriously, the last few days before score release are torture for me. This is pretty damn hilarious!!!

F - 53, 78
B - 71, 75
R - 73, 84
A - August 2012

[katiekanton]

@valueofnothing

I was envisioning giant prostitutes. I found myself laughing, which I desperately needed.

AUD - 88
FAR - 90
REG - 85
BEC - 88

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