Joke Time (aka Therapy) - Page 7

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  • #160995
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

    A: Dam!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

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  • #443823
    T-rex
    Participant

    “Q: How do you get an English major off your porch?

    A: Pay for the pizza.”

    I think this is the funniest joke yet.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
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    #443950
    T-rex
    Participant

    “Q: How do you get an English major off your porch?

    A: Pay for the pizza.”

    I think this is the funniest joke yet.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443825
    IwannaBaCPA
    Participant

    omg guys! It took me so long to get the pizza joke! Bahahaha!! I have got to use that for my friend who graduated with an English major she doesn't use!

    I shared some of the accounting jokes with my husband and he just kinda looked at me…then he shook his head…nice!

    BEC: 79 - April 2011
    FAR: 78 - May 2011
    AUD: 81 - May 2012
    REG: 79 - October 2012
    Ethics: Passed - March 2013
    I am finally DONE!

    #443952
    IwannaBaCPA
    Participant

    omg guys! It took me so long to get the pizza joke! Bahahaha!! I have got to use that for my friend who graduated with an English major she doesn't use!

    I shared some of the accounting jokes with my husband and he just kinda looked at me…then he shook his head…nice!

    BEC: 79 - April 2011
    FAR: 78 - May 2011
    AUD: 81 - May 2012
    REG: 79 - October 2012
    Ethics: Passed - March 2013
    I am finally DONE!

    #443827
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?

    A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443954
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?

    A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443828
    T-rex
    Participant

    My favorite lawyer joke:

    Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

    A: One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

    On to FAR now. Bye bye.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443956
    T-rex
    Participant

    My favorite lawyer joke:

    Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

    A: One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

    On to FAR now. Bye bye.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443830
    KelzMS
    Member

    Found this while passing time waiting on my score. Thought it might give y'all a few minutes of laughing, I know all of us who are waiting need it. 🙂

    B-Passed
    A-Passed
    R-Passed
    F-Passed

    #443958
    KelzMS
    Member

    Found this while passing time waiting on my score. Thought it might give y'all a few minutes of laughing, I know all of us who are waiting need it. 🙂

    B-Passed
    A-Passed
    R-Passed
    F-Passed

    #443832
    sidneybristow
    Participant

    Have you heard of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock? Sheldon from the

    Big Bang Theory describes it this way:

    “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”

    Cracks me up every time I hear it.

    #443960
    sidneybristow
    Participant

    Have you heard of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock? Sheldon from the

    Big Bang Theory describes it this way:

    “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”

    Cracks me up every time I hear it.

    #443834
    vanadium3
    Member

    bump

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    #443962
    vanadium3
    Member

    bump

    CPA

    #443836
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Lol Thanks for whoever created this post.. I need it.. So here's my contribution… although it isn't accounting related…

    I actually heard this on the radio station 94.9 a while back.. so giving them credit…

    Q: What lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's wedding?

    A: Lindsy Lohan's line of coke.

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