[T-rex]

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A: Dam!

AUD - 95, BEC - 85
REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
Used Becker for all sections.
CA candidate not residing in CA

[MOMCPA2B]

@Iwanna the same applies to dating. LOL

I cant wait for this to be over.
AUD-7/25/11-77
BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
REG-2/27/12
FAR- Aug 2012

[IwannaBaCPA]

OMG, I hadn't even thought of it that way! Funny! Probably since I haven't dated since I was 14…

BEC: 79 - April 2011
FAR: 78 - May 2011
AUD: 81 - May 2012
REG: 79 - October 2012
Ethics: Passed - March 2013
I am finally DONE!

[IwannaBaCPA]

OMG, I hadn't even thought of it that way! Funny! Probably since I haven't dated since I was 14…

BEC: 79 - April 2011
FAR: 78 - May 2011
AUD: 81 - May 2012
REG: 79 - October 2012
Ethics: Passed - March 2013
I am finally DONE!

[MOMCPA2B]

I cant remember last week. Im to busy making space for the up coming BEC. lol

I cant wait for this to be over.
AUD-7/25/11-77
BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
REG-2/27/12
FAR- Aug 2012

[MOMCPA2B]

I cant remember last week. Im to busy making space for the up coming BEC. lol

I cant wait for this to be over.
AUD-7/25/11-77
BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
REG-2/27/12
FAR- Aug 2012

[IwannaBaCPA]

I hear ya in the worst way. I am having trouble recalling the most basic things non-CPA related…well even CPA related at this point…

BEC: 79 - April 2011
FAR: 78 - May 2011
AUD: 81 - May 2012
REG: 79 - October 2012
Ethics: Passed - March 2013
I am finally DONE!

[IwannaBaCPA]

I hear ya in the worst way. I am having trouble recalling the most basic things non-CPA related…well even CPA related at this point…

BEC: 79 - April 2011
FAR: 78 - May 2011
AUD: 81 - May 2012
REG: 79 - October 2012
Ethics: Passed - March 2013
I am finally DONE!

[jomarie]

So when you kids are in your room while you're studying, you start reading Becker REG flashcards to them. My daughter was gone before I finished reading the first entire card….lol

Started sitting in May 2002, on and off. But since 2008 I've been nonstop and my scores are....
AUD - 39, 48, 56, 65, 68, 73, 76!!! (Finally passed in Oct 2011!!!) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
REG - 75 (Lost Credit) 72, 68, 73, 75 (Passed again in Aug 2011) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
FAR - 65, 68, 75 (Lost Credit) 68, 73, 73, 80 (Passed again in May 2012) Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
BEC - 65, 68, 71, 72, 72, 71, 76 (Lost Credit)- 70, 76!!!! I AM DONE!!! - Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
After 10 long years of studying, I AM DONE!!!! Finally a Licensed CPA in the State of New York!!

[jomarie]

So when you kids are in your room while you're studying, you start reading Becker REG flashcards to them. My daughter was gone before I finished reading the first entire card….lol

Started sitting in May 2002, on and off. But since 2008 I've been nonstop and my scores are....
AUD - 39, 48, 56, 65, 68, 73, 76!!! (Finally passed in Oct 2011!!!) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
REG - 75 (Lost Credit) 72, 68, 73, 75 (Passed again in Aug 2011) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
FAR - 65, 68, 75 (Lost Credit) 68, 73, 73, 80 (Passed again in May 2012) Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
BEC - 65, 68, 71, 72, 72, 71, 76 (Lost Credit)- 70, 76!!!! I AM DONE!!! - Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
After 10 long years of studying, I AM DONE!!!! Finally a Licensed CPA in the State of New York!!

[mla1169]

I'm sitting here giggling and my husband asks what's so funny. I tell him accounting jokes, and he gets up and leaves the room…

FAR- 77
AUD -49, 71, 84
REG -56,75!
BEC -75

Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

[mla1169]

I'm sitting here giggling and my husband asks what's so funny. I tell him accounting jokes, and he gets up and leaves the room…

FAR- 77
AUD -49, 71, 84
REG -56,75!
BEC -75

Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

[kb24]

During my last semester of grad school, my husband and I became friends with a business acquaintance whose wife is an accountant. We went out together with our families, and she and I immediately hit it off. We started telling each other accounting stories and looked around to find that we'd totally cleared the table after about 5 minutes of our scintillating (at least to us) conversation. @Iwanna, I'm emailing her your joke – I know she'll love it.

FAR 4/1/11 - 89
AUD 4/15/11 - 85
REG 4/29/11 - 80
BEC 5/13/11 - 85

[kb24]

During my last semester of grad school, my husband and I became friends with a business acquaintance whose wife is an accountant. We went out together with our families, and she and I immediately hit it off. We started telling each other accounting stories and looked around to find that we'd totally cleared the table after about 5 minutes of our scintillating (at least to us) conversation. @Iwanna, I'm emailing her your joke – I know she'll love it.

FAR 4/1/11 - 89
AUD 4/15/11 - 85
REG 4/29/11 - 80
BEC 5/13/11 - 85

[Anonymous]

1. Q: How do you get an English major off your porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

2. Q: How do you know your accountant has an outgoing personality?

A: They look at your shoes when they tell you a joke.

[Anonymous]

1. Q: How do you get an English major off your porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

2. Q: How do you know your accountant has an outgoing personality?

A: They look at your shoes when they tell you a joke.

[Author]

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