Joke Time (aka Therapy) - Page 5

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  • #160995
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

    A: Dam!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

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  • #443902
    T-rex
    Participant

    I believe you, but it doesn't have to be pretty to pass. My REG was far from pretty. Hang in there and wait and see. You can tell from reading in this forum that many people who ended up passing were convinced that they had failed before they got their scores.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443778
    T-rex
    Participant

    I believe you, but it doesn't have to be pretty to pass. My REG was far from pretty. Hang in there and wait and see. You can tell from reading in this forum that many people who ended up passing were convinced that they had failed before they got their scores.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443904
    jomarie
    Participant

    Yes Mom just wait and see, you may be surprised!! 🙂

    Started sitting in May 2002, on and off. But since 2008 I've been nonstop and my scores are....
    AUD - 39, 48, 56, 65, 68, 73, 76!!! (Finally passed in Oct 2011!!!) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
    REG - 75 (Lost Credit) 72, 68, 73, 75 (Passed again in Aug 2011) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
    FAR - 65, 68, 75 (Lost Credit) 68, 73, 73, 80 (Passed again in May 2012) Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
    BEC - 65, 68, 71, 72, 72, 71, 76 (Lost Credit)- 70, 76!!!! I AM DONE!!! - Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
    After 10 long years of studying, I AM DONE!!!! Finally a Licensed CPA in the State of New York!!

    #443780
    jomarie
    Participant

    Yes Mom just wait and see, you may be surprised!! 🙂

    Started sitting in May 2002, on and off. But since 2008 I've been nonstop and my scores are....
    AUD - 39, 48, 56, 65, 68, 73, 76!!! (Finally passed in Oct 2011!!!) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
    REG - 75 (Lost Credit) 72, 68, 73, 75 (Passed again in Aug 2011) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
    FAR - 65, 68, 75 (Lost Credit) 68, 73, 73, 80 (Passed again in May 2012) Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
    BEC - 65, 68, 71, 72, 72, 71, 76 (Lost Credit)- 70, 76!!!! I AM DONE!!! - Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
    After 10 long years of studying, I AM DONE!!!! Finally a Licensed CPA in the State of New York!!

    #443782
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    That's not enough. Your going to have to break out in aretha franklins say a little prayer for you. Lol

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443907
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    That's not enough. Your going to have to break out in aretha franklins say a little prayer for you. Lol

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443784
    luluxiu
    Member

    I remember and then go to dinner with my friends, and random night I remember, for some reason, laughed, when the food to. Everyone thought I was right thing….

    #443909
    luluxiu
    Member

    I remember and then go to dinner with my friends, and random night I remember, for some reason, laughed, when the food to. Everyone thought I was right thing….

    #443786
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    @lulu say what?

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443910
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    @lulu say what?

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443788
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    How does a tornado happen?

    The hot and cold chase each other.

    Hey I got this from an 8 year old.

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443912
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    How does a tornado happen?

    The hot and cold chase each other.

    Hey I got this from an 8 year old.

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443790
    IwannaBaCPA
    Participant

    I got a good one I heard during my internship (I am trying to remember the details)…

    So a young accountant dies and when he gets to the gates he is met by someone who asks him if he wants to go to heaven or hell. Well, the young accountant can't make a decision so he is offered a chance to try out each place for 1 day and then on the last day he will have to decide. So first he goes to heaven. It's really nice there, peaceful and he is treated well. Everything is very calm and beautiful and the other people are so pleasant. He really likes heaven, but he doesn't see many people he knows there so he decides to give hell a chance too. So the next day he heads down to hell. Well of course it is totally different! There is music and people are partying and having fun. He can have anything he wants and a lot of his friends are there having a blast too…so the next day he has to go back to the gates and make a decision. He tells the person that heaven was really nice and he did like it, but he thinks that hell is a better place for him and that he would be happier there. He is given one last chance to change his mind, but he sticks with his decision. So down he goes again to hell and when he gets there there is no music, no partying, no fun. It is a hot empty wasteland and everyone is miserable. He asks one of his friends what happened since it was so much fun the day before and his friend says “yesterday you were a recruit, today you work here!”

    I loved that one during my internship at a Big 4 because it obviously relates to the whole recruiting process for college kids…

    BEC: 79 - April 2011
    FAR: 78 - May 2011
    AUD: 81 - May 2012
    REG: 79 - October 2012
    Ethics: Passed - March 2013
    I am finally DONE!

    #443915
    IwannaBaCPA
    Participant

    I got a good one I heard during my internship (I am trying to remember the details)…

    So a young accountant dies and when he gets to the gates he is met by someone who asks him if he wants to go to heaven or hell. Well, the young accountant can't make a decision so he is offered a chance to try out each place for 1 day and then on the last day he will have to decide. So first he goes to heaven. It's really nice there, peaceful and he is treated well. Everything is very calm and beautiful and the other people are so pleasant. He really likes heaven, but he doesn't see many people he knows there so he decides to give hell a chance too. So the next day he heads down to hell. Well of course it is totally different! There is music and people are partying and having fun. He can have anything he wants and a lot of his friends are there having a blast too…so the next day he has to go back to the gates and make a decision. He tells the person that heaven was really nice and he did like it, but he thinks that hell is a better place for him and that he would be happier there. He is given one last chance to change his mind, but he sticks with his decision. So down he goes again to hell and when he gets there there is no music, no partying, no fun. It is a hot empty wasteland and everyone is miserable. He asks one of his friends what happened since it was so much fun the day before and his friend says “yesterday you were a recruit, today you work here!”

    I loved that one during my internship at a Big 4 because it obviously relates to the whole recruiting process for college kids…

    BEC: 79 - April 2011
    FAR: 78 - May 2011
    AUD: 81 - May 2012
    REG: 79 - October 2012
    Ethics: Passed - March 2013
    I am finally DONE!

    #443792
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    @Iwanna the same applies to dating. LOL

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

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