Joke Time (aka Therapy) - Page 4

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  • #160995
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

    A: Dam!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

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  • #443763
    IwannaBaCPA
    Participant

    Enjoy: https://mrjam.typepad.com/diary/2010/07/accountants-dont-write-novels.html

    BEC: 79 - April 2011
    FAR: 78 - May 2011
    AUD: 81 - May 2012
    REG: 79 - October 2012
    Ethics: Passed - March 2013
    I am finally DONE!

    #443888
    spcadet
    Member

    Best accountant joke I know of (hadn't seen it posted yet)

    A man is walking around a museum when he happens upon a dinosaur exhibit. After looking at the exhibit he remarks aloud how astonishing it is and wonders how old it could be. An accountant, overhearing the man, replies that he happens to know its 170 million years 2 months 13 days and 27 minutes old. The man, floored by the response, asks how the accountant could possibly know such a precise date. “Simple,” says the the accountant, “I was here 2 months 13 days and 27 minutes ago and the tour director said the dinosaur was 170 million years old.”

    #443765
    spcadet
    Member

    Best accountant joke I know of (hadn't seen it posted yet)

    A man is walking around a museum when he happens upon a dinosaur exhibit. After looking at the exhibit he remarks aloud how astonishing it is and wonders how old it could be. An accountant, overhearing the man, replies that he happens to know its 170 million years 2 months 13 days and 27 minutes old. The man, floored by the response, asks how the accountant could possibly know such a precise date. “Simple,” says the the accountant, “I was here 2 months 13 days and 27 minutes ago and the tour director said the dinosaur was 170 million years old.”

    #443766
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: What do you call a fish without an ‘eye'?

    A: Fsssssssssssssssssssssssssssh

    Okay, this doesn't work so well in writing. Try saying it aloud. Get real expressive with the “Fssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh” part. It's a hit every time.

    Alright, back to MCs.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443890
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: What do you call a fish without an ‘eye'?

    A: Fsssssssssssssssssssssssssssh

    Okay, this doesn't work so well in writing. Try saying it aloud. Get real expressive with the “Fssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh” part. It's a hit every time.

    Alright, back to MCs.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443892
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    @ T Rex that is funny. I already used it. Where were you today during my auditing test. I could have sooooo used that one. Lol

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443768
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    @ T Rex that is funny. I already used it. Where were you today during my auditing test. I could have sooooo used that one. Lol

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443894
    T-rex
    Participant

    @Mom,

    How was the test?! I sure hope it went well!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443770
    T-rex
    Participant

    @Mom,

    How was the test?! I sure hope it went well!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443896
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    @ t. Nah it sucked. Like fssssh. So I will be doing a el repeat.

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443772
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    @ t. Nah it sucked. Like fssssh. So I will be doing a el repeat.

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443774
    T-rex
    Participant

    Like a plecostomus? I felt that way about BEC and REG, especially REG. I thought I had almost no shot at passing because I did so poorly on the sims. I stressed out about this for weeks. Somehow I passed. I hope you will, too. It's almost impossible to tell how you did on these tests. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443898
    T-rex
    Participant

    Like a plecostomus? I felt that way about BEC and REG, especially REG. I thought I had almost no shot at passing because I did so poorly on the sims. I stressed out about this for weeks. Somehow I passed. I hope you will, too. It's almost impossible to tell how you did on these tests. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443900
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    @ el rexo. Ok but I tell you it was not pretty.

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

    #443776
    MOMCPA2B
    Participant

    @ el rexo. Ok but I tell you it was not pretty.

    I cant wait for this to be over.
    AUD-7/25/11-77
    BEC-11/27/11-Failed(UGH)Back to the drawing board
    REG-2/27/12
    FAR- Aug 2012

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