Joke Time (aka Therapy) - Page 2

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  • #160995
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

    A: Dam!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

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  • #443855
    hilaryh_88
    Member

    This one has always been my favorite. I used to say it to my little brother.

    Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

    Because he had noBODY to go with!

    AUD - 82 Becker
    BEC - 75 Becker
    REG - 71, 82 Becker
    FAR - 66,61,71,74,70 and #6 80!!!! FINALLY DONE!!! 9/20/12
    Yaeger and Yaeger CRAM for the final battle!

    #443735
    jimboace88
    Member

    Another humorous Becker quote from Olinto:

    “See that guy in the margin whose head is exploding? That's YOU.”

    FAR 07/27/11 - 87
    AUD 10/01/11 - 85
    BEC 11/15/11 - 87
    REG 01/03/12 - 92

    #443857
    jimboace88
    Member

    Another humorous Becker quote from Olinto:

    “See that guy in the margin whose head is exploding? That's YOU.”

    FAR 07/27/11 - 87
    AUD 10/01/11 - 85
    BEC 11/15/11 - 87
    REG 01/03/12 - 92

    #443859
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: Whose smoke detectors have been going off for no apparent reason?

    A: T-rex's.

    No, it's not a joke. Apparently, I wasn't having enough excitement studying.

    This happened to me two years ago at 2 a.m., and the fire department ended up coming out, but didn't find anything wrong. They told me to clean them. Well, it's back. Now, I'm not taking about the chirping noise smoke alarms make when their batteries need changing, but rather the full-on alarm. This began in the middle of the night last night (nothing like waking up to a smoke alarm) and happened today a few more times. Those things are so damned loud that if there were a fire, I'd probably burn to death since I wouldn't be able to think straight to find my way out. I figure there is no fire since my house likely would have burned down by now.

    There are 5 detectors and when 1 goes off, they all go off. It's like a choir. The only way to disable the suckers is to cut the power to the house. I figured that bugs (I live in Texas) or dust were setting them off, so I busted out my ladder and pulled each one down from my 11-foot high ceiling and cleaned them with compressed air (and changed the batteries). That was fun, especially since I'm afraid of heights. I hope I've solved the problem.

    I suppose this is the Universe's way of telling me that it's time to wrap up this CPA nonsense and find a man.

    Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443737
    T-rex
    Participant

    Q: Whose smoke detectors have been going off for no apparent reason?

    A: T-rex's.

    No, it's not a joke. Apparently, I wasn't having enough excitement studying.

    This happened to me two years ago at 2 a.m., and the fire department ended up coming out, but didn't find anything wrong. They told me to clean them. Well, it's back. Now, I'm not taking about the chirping noise smoke alarms make when their batteries need changing, but rather the full-on alarm. This began in the middle of the night last night (nothing like waking up to a smoke alarm) and happened today a few more times. Those things are so damned loud that if there were a fire, I'd probably burn to death since I wouldn't be able to think straight to find my way out. I figure there is no fire since my house likely would have burned down by now.

    There are 5 detectors and when 1 goes off, they all go off. It's like a choir. The only way to disable the suckers is to cut the power to the house. I figured that bugs (I live in Texas) or dust were setting them off, so I busted out my ladder and pulled each one down from my 11-foot high ceiling and cleaned them with compressed air (and changed the batteries). That was fun, especially since I'm afraid of heights. I hope I've solved the problem.

    I suppose this is the Universe's way of telling me that it's time to wrap up this CPA nonsense and find a man.

    Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443861
    T-rex
    Participant

    “Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?”

    “Because he had noBODY to go with!”

    I'm so borrowing that!!!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443739
    T-rex
    Participant

    “Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?”

    “Because he had noBODY to go with!”

    I'm so borrowing that!!!

    AUD - 95, BEC - 85
    REG - 85, Rawrrrrrr FAR - 88
    Used Becker for all sections.
    CA candidate not residing in CA

    #443864

    @Jimboace

    I totally forgot about that one! I was at a live session the first time I heard it.

    I remember then going to a dinner with my friends that night and I randomly remembered that for some reason and started laughing (loudly) when the food came. Everyone there thought I was on something.

    AUD - 85
    FAR - 78 (lol@ FAR Sims)
    REG - 85
    BEC - August

    #443741

    @Jimboace

    I totally forgot about that one! I was at a live session the first time I heard it.

    I remember then going to a dinner with my friends that night and I randomly remembered that for some reason and started laughing (loudly) when the food came. Everyone there thought I was on something.

    AUD - 85
    FAR - 78 (lol@ FAR Sims)
    REG - 85
    BEC - August

    #443743
    Peanut
    Participant

    I didn't see this one on here yet..

    Q. Why do accountants make good lovers?

    A. They are good with figures!

    AUD 81 (X4) Previous scores 59, 72, 72
    REG 80 (X3) Previous scores 59, 60
    FAR 75 (X2) Previous score 67
    BEC 79 (X2) Previous score 58

    #443865
    Peanut
    Participant

    I didn't see this one on here yet..

    Q. Why do accountants make good lovers?

    A. They are good with figures!

    AUD 81 (X4) Previous scores 59, 72, 72
    REG 80 (X3) Previous scores 59, 60
    FAR 75 (X2) Previous score 67
    BEC 79 (X2) Previous score 58

    #443867
    yankeeaccountant
    Participant

    at the library looking for distractions, because it is Sunday and who REALLY wants to study?? and found these great jokes. Thanks guys!! too funny.

    appreciate the levity 🙂

    #443745
    yankeeaccountant
    Participant

    at the library looking for distractions, because it is Sunday and who REALLY wants to study?? and found these great jokes. Thanks guys!! too funny.

    appreciate the levity 🙂

    #443869
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    HAHA i love these!

    Here's one similar to skeleton's:

    “Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?”

    “Because he's a funGI”!

    #443747
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    HAHA i love these!

    Here's one similar to skeleton's:

    “Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?”

    “Because he's a funGI”!

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