[Anonymous]

A Crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the secretary,

“I would like to join this damn church.”

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you… What did you say?”

“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!”

“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.”

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to

inform him of her situation.The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office, and the pastor asks the old geezer,

“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

“There is no damn problem,” the man says.

“I just won $200 million in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.”

“I see,” said the pastor. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”

LMAO

[Anonymous]

Your post is SO gonna get deleted, but well played, sir! hahha that's hilarious.

[Peanut]

Hahahaha!! I don't think it will get deleted, I've seen much worse on the site. . . Wicked funny! Just laughed out loud

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[Anonymous]

hilarious lol

[Minimorty]

Lol, an oldie but goodie.

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[Anonymous]

hahaha

[yankeeaccountant]

LMAO!!!!!!

thanks for laugh!!!

[Anonymous]

lol, Excellent! lol

[gottagetmycpa]

LMAO leave it up to david to post something like this!

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