The corporate lingo in BEC makes me want to punch kittens

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  • November 23, 2011 at 3:29 pm #163253
    HumanPiranha
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    If I have to read something like this ever again :

    “Pull forward processing enables entities to leverage their intrinsic capabilities”

    I’m going to go into a Russel Crowe Gladiator-esque rage and cause some serious damage.

    I hate corporate speak. I hate deliverables. I hate all of these b.s. terms.

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  • November 23, 2011 at 3:30 pm #311057
    rknight21
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    lmao….that's like the other day my manager asked, “What did you all do with the exception? Did you extrapolated it to the population?” In my head I was like, “oh crap that stuff I learned in Auditing 101 is real” lol

    November 23, 2011 at 3:32 pm #311058
    gottagetmycpa
    Member

    funniest thing EVER

    FAR 76
    REG 76(2x)
    BEC FAILED (2x)
    AUD FAILED (2x)

    "When you don't give up, YOU CANNOT FAIL"

    November 23, 2011 at 3:46 pm #311059
    KasiaS
    Participant

    The title of this thread is the best EVER written! Thank you for the laugh! And I completely understand your frustration. I feel the same about legalese and tax language.

    FAR 88 (07/15/11)
    BEC 83 (08/31/11)
    AUD 81 (10/15/11)
    REG 83 (11/26/11)

    Used NIU Correspondence CPA Review

    November 23, 2011 at 4:15 pm #311060
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jxaY14ddrY

    November 23, 2011 at 4:32 pm #311061
    KasiaS
    Participant

    @Acct, BRILLIANT! I love the very end: “We're gonna push the peanut in a new direction… the opposite of where it was going” Love it! Another laugh out loud moment for me 🙂

    FAR 88 (07/15/11)
    BEC 83 (08/31/11)
    AUD 81 (10/15/11)
    REG 83 (11/26/11)

    Used NIU Correspondence CPA Review

    November 23, 2011 at 9:46 pm #311062
    happy75
    Participant

    LOL

    Just made my day! =D

    November 23, 2011 at 10:22 pm #311063
    OnMyWayToCPA
    Member

    Ha! title made me LOL! (^_^)

    B - 79 PASSED (1/4 there!)
    A - 77 PASSED (1/2 there!)
    F - 79 PASSED (3/4 there!)
    R - 83 PASSED (DONE!!!!!!)
    Review Course: Lambers , Wiley and Ninja

    November 23, 2011 at 11:03 pm #311064
    Laura
    Participant

    The title of this thread made me laugh….lol

    REG-80, 77, 77
    BEC-67, 68, 71, 67, 71, 74, 71, 74, 72, 77
    FAR- 72, 65,67, 53, 75 (truth be known the 53 was with 4 hours of studying)
    AUD-58, 62, 72, 74, 74, 75
    took 5 years but I'm DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    November 27, 2011 at 2:29 am #311065
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Can someone please tell me how to leverage my synergies in a new direction……ugh..stop….strangling….me

    😛

    November 27, 2011 at 2:44 am #311066
    kaaCPA
    Participant

    this is hilarious. thanks for making me laugh today.

    AUD | 85
    REG | 77
    FAR | 76
    BEC | 83
    ========
    ETH | 93
    State Board Application pending!

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