[BEC] Exam Prep and Score Releases: January-February 2010 - Page 53

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  • #219964
    ihatestudying
    Participant

    There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question “how much is 2+2?”

    The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02”.

    The mathematician said “In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof.”

    The attorney stated “In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4.”

    The trader asked “Are you buying or selling?”

    The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice “What would you like it to be?”

    AUD - 2/27/12 - 76
    REG - 5/31/12 - 78
    BEC - 8/31/12 - 77
    FAR - 12/6/12 - 76

    #219965
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Thanks for all the yuks guys and girls! Definitely cheered me up. I guess it is back to hitting refresh over and over until 9 tonight.

    #219966
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Once upon a time, there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the

    side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a

    halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes,

    Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie

    gets out and asks the shepherd, ‘If I can tell you how many sheep you

    have, will you give me one of them?' The shepherd looks at the young

    man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies,

    ‘Okay.'

    The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,

    enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a

    database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.

    He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer,

    turns to the shepherd and says, ‘you have exactly 1,586 sheep. The

    shepherd cheers, ‘That's correct, you can have your sheep.' The young

    man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of

    his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks, ‘If I guess your

    profession, will you return my animal to me?' The young man answers,

    ‘Yes, why not?'

    The shepherd says, ‘You are an auditor.' ‘How did you know?' asks the

    young man. ‘Very simple,' answers the shepherd. ‘Firstly, you came

    here without being wanted. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me

    something I already knew. Thirdly, you don't understand anything about

    my business….' ‘…Now can I have my dog back?'

    #219967
    sunny
    Participant

    Does anyone know if they are scheduled for 9pm tonight???

    #219968
    ihatestudying
    Participant

    i dont know..but with our luck 9 will come and go with nothing but a bad stomach pain

    AUD - 2/27/12 - 76
    REG - 5/31/12 - 78
    BEC - 8/31/12 - 77
    FAR - 12/6/12 - 76

    #219969
    ihavecpaocd
    Participant

    hahahahaha auditdrivingcrazy, thats great

    REG-95, FAR-91, BEC-85, AUD-2/24/10

    #219970
    MelissaG
    Participant

    Today I feel like my kids when we took a road trip from TN to MA..Are we there yet?????????

    BEC - 1/09/10, REG - 2/12/10, FAR - TBD, AUD - TBD

    #219971
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    thanks ihavecpaocd…. just a stress reliever for all of us:-) laugh and loosen your nerves people;-)

    #219972
    RYAN
    Participant

    hang in there gang!!!

    #219973
    onmyway
    Participant

    Definition of an auditor: “An auditor is the guy who comes in after the battle to bayonet the wounded” oh i'm so over busy season and studying!

    REG-89, AUD-98, BEC-82, FAR-TBD

    #219974
    PleaseCometoanEnd
    Participant

    Is that the real legend Tim Gearty?

    #219975
    RYAN
    Participant

    lol of course!

    #219976
    KatieLouWho
    Participant

    Why did the accountant cross the road?

    Because that's what they did last year. 🙂

    (IL) AUD 86 ~ BEC 75 ~ REG 76 ~ FAR 80

    #219977
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Jeff – Any new dirt?? I'm dying here!!! I'm relying on you, brother!!!!

    #219978

    Read it and weep people. I got in touch with yet another individual at NASBA, here is a copy of our email exchange:

    ME (yes I understand its a bit dramatic, but thats' on purpose):

    “Seriously, can anyone kindly tell me what the REAL problem is with the score release? You have said that the scores were released and if we don't see them then those particular candidates have not been released. But what you may not know is many of us who are waiting are constantly tracking others to see scores and no one has gotten a score from the nasba site! I have been on every blog and related site I can find, and have yet to find someone who has gotten the score from the nasba site.

    What does this mean? PLEASE PLEASE I”M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!” – END

    AND – drum roll please…….NASBA's response:

    Yes.

    The AICPA released BEC scores to NASBA late Wednesday afternoon, it takes 24 hours for scores to be processed through the National Candidate Database in order to release to state boards or CPAES.

    It typically takes another 24 hours for CPAES to complete processing and post on the http://www.nasba.org website.

    BEC is the only section which has been released and it should be available this evening.

    MASS - BEC 79, AUD 75, REG 80, FAR 71 FEB'10, FAR 71 JUN'10, FAR NOV'10 77 and I'm spent...

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