[BEC] Exam Prep and Score Releases: January-February 2010 - Page 52

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  • #219949
    MomCPA
    Participant

    Awesome, Jeff. Dave Ramsey's office is about a mile from my residence. If you're in Nashville on a Tuesday night (my free night of the week), I'll buy you a beer at a local brewery.

    Testing in TN (NASBA State)
    REG 74, 77; FAR 77; BEC 73, 73, 73, 80; AUD 40,78
    And I'm out...

    #219950
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I am going bonkers!!!!! I need something to occupy my mind. Does anybody have any good jokes?????

    #219951
    jwaballa
    Participant

    JEFF

    IS THERE A POSSIBILITY WE WILL NOT RECEIVE THE SCORES TODAY.

    I HAVE RECEIVED MY SCORES ON FRIDAY AROUND 7 BEFORE…

    PLEASE ADVISE….

    REG - 86
    AUD - 78
    FAR - August 21st

    #219952
    joran88
    Participant

    Reality: AICPA released BEC two biz days ago. Therefore, scores are scheduled to post around 9pm tonight. I'm not buying into the mid-day sensation that's going on around here.

    AUD 87 - REG 93 - FAR - 94 - BEC 2/6/10

    #219953
    jwaballa
    Participant

    I AGREE JORAN

    REG - 86
    AUD - 78
    FAR - August 21st

    #219954
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Yeah stanwishful–

    what do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you???

    NACHO CHEESE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

    #219955

    Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

    He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

    MASS - BEC 79, AUD 75, REG 80, FAR 71 FEB'10, FAR 71 JUN'10, FAR NOV'10 77 and I'm spent...

    #219956
    jwaballa
    Participant

    JEFF

    IS THERE A POSSIBILITY WE WILL NOT RECEIVE THE SCORES TODAY.

    I HAVE RECEIVED MY SCORES ON FRIDAY AROUND 7 BEFORE…

    PLEASE ADVISE….

    REG - 86
    AUD - 78
    FAR - August 21st

    #219957
    ihatestudying
    Participant

    How does the kinky accountant do his accounting?

    On satin balance sheets.

    AUD - 2/27/12 - 76
    REG - 5/31/12 - 78
    BEC - 8/31/12 - 77
    FAR - 12/6/12 - 76

    #219958
    mw5582
    Participant

    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

    #219959

    An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.”

    “Have you tried counting sheep?”

    “That's the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”

    MASS - BEC 79, AUD 75, REG 80, FAR 71 FEB'10, FAR 71 JUN'10, FAR NOV'10 77 and I'm spent...

    #219960
    Alexinytown
    Participant

    Still waiting for scores in Ohio, unless they have already been released and I unknowingly am in Wave 2 (took the exam January 4th so I should be in Wave 1). Is anyone else in Ohio still waiting? Feel like calling and saying “Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news immediately!”. Would rather find out now if I failed or not than have to worry the next three days about it.

    BEC-74,78(2/18/10) REG- 77(6/23/10)
    AUD-66,82 (05/25/11) FAR-75 (04/01/2011)

    #219961

    A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Want to hear an accountant joke?”

    The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6'2″ tall, 225 pounds, and he's an accountant. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?”

    The first guy says, “No, I don't want to have to explain it two times.”

    MASS - BEC 79, AUD 75, REG 80, FAR 71 FEB'10, FAR 71 JUN'10, FAR NOV'10 77 and I'm spent...

    #219962
    ihatestudying
    Participant

    Why did the Accountant cross the road?

    To bore the people on the other side!

    AUD - 2/27/12 - 76
    REG - 5/31/12 - 78
    BEC - 8/31/12 - 77
    FAR - 12/6/12 - 76

    #219963
    ihatestudying
    Participant

    What does an accountant use for birth control?

    His personality.

    AUD - 2/27/12 - 76
    REG - 5/31/12 - 78
    BEC - 8/31/12 - 77
    FAR - 12/6/12 - 76

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