You know your a CPA candidate when (Jeff Foxworthy) - Page 2

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  • #164995
    hawkmante
    Member

    Just seeing if we could get any fun out of this. I’ll start with mine..

    you know you are a CPA candidate when.. you buy $100.00 head phones to better your listening experience with AUD gleim CD’s

    also,

    you know you are a CPA candidate when… you start your joke at the office with I heard this one off another71.com

    BEC - 81 11/30/11 Praise God
    FAR - 84 7/11/11
    AUD -70,64,72, IM DONE!! 90 7/5/12
    REG - 84 10/07/11

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    nolifecpa
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    when you start cleaning the house to justify for not studying

    REG-65,71,74,73,70,74,79
    BEC-60's,60's,69,71,76*,78
    FAR-67,66,65,79
    AUD-54,60's,65,83*,69,80
    *expired

    DONE

    #345988
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    -when you feel the most miserable piece of skin and bones in the world.

    -when you get angry because people use the wrong terms @ work (e.g. expenses vs. expenditures).

    -when you can't wait for the CPA Exam subsequent events.

    -when you think of yourself as a going-concern.

    -when you meet a girl and as soon as you tell her you're studying for the CPA Exam she tells you she's having finals too (wtf)

    #345989
    Excited_CPA
    Member

    When people ask how your friend is doing, and you tell them what CPA part they just took.

    BEC 04/14/12 87
    FAR 08/28/12 88
    AUD 10/06/12 94
    REG 02/09/13 91

    #345990
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you are a CPA candidate when the home page on your laptop is Another71.com, the home page on your personal desktop is NASBA, and the home page on your work computer is the Wiley test bank.

    #345991
    mcslavey
    Member

    When you try to sleep at night but your brain is still in study mode for the CPA exam.

    #345992
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Kricket, setting the wiley test bank to my home page is not a bad idea! should do that.

    #345993

    When you start imagining the journal entry for anything and everything that comes up in conversation…

    “I just put down $XX on an apartment today and they gave me X% off first month's rent!!”

    Ok…so the lessor debits cash and credits refundable deposit and then the lessee has to add up all the rent payments and divide by the period of the lease to figure out monthly rent payable…

    #345994

    ^

    Literally happened to me today btw…

    #345995
    Kim4
    Member

    I see the home button on my browser and think of ceiling = NRV/ floor = NRV-profit margin

    FAR -- 90
    AUD -- 95
    BEC -- 82
    REG -- 92

    DONE!

    #345996
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you're a CPA candidate when…You get excited Peter O'Linto is teaching your lecture instead of Tim Gearty

    #345997
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you're a CPA canidate when you re-name your cat Mr. AUDs!

    #345998
    Tina82
    Member

    When you watch Olinto on a 40 inch screen. No, I haven't but did give it serious consideration. I wanted to hear him better.

    R - 74;88
    A - 84
    B - 74;89
    F - no study = 67; May 15 = 87 & done

    #345999
    jhsmith
    Member

    When every Facebook status is something about being in hell, a countdown until the next test, or waiting for your score.

    REG 2/24 81
    BEC 4/03 BOO!!! Rematch in August
    FAR 5/25
    AUD 7/7

    #346000
    jcw1503
    Member

    when you get excited because you only work 9 hours today and that means extra study time….

    or

    when someone asks how your day was, your first thought is not good I only got through two subsections today…

    or

    you get aggrivated when someone says, I know how you feel Math 091 is a lot of work…seriously…

    or

    you get a wierd look from the wife mid conversation because you pop your head in the middle of her talking because you just remebered why you missed a multiple choice question during your last study question….

    FAR - Attempt 1-(70)...Attempt 2 (Passed Baby)-Praise the Lord-Couldn't have done it without him.
    AUD- Attempt 1-Passed!!!!!!!!! )-Praise the Lord-Couldn't have done it without him.
    REG-Attempt 1-(73)...Attempt 2 (Passed Baby)-Praise the Lord-Couldn't have done it without him.
    BEC-Attempt 1-(71)...Attempt 2 (Passed Baby)-Praise the Lord-Couldn't have done it without him.

    ****What is one Golden Rule for Passing the Exam? 1) Read the question properly. and 2) Leave yourself enough time to answer all of the....
    ****Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They makes mistakes, but they don't quit.
    ****Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

    #346001
    LittleMoe
    Member

    When you know your section number by heart because you have checked your score so many times, knowing they haven't been released yet.

    When your mom, who has never texted before in her life, starts texting you instead of calling so as not to interrupt study time.

    When you feel guilty taking a minute to relax, thinking that minute could be the difference between a 74 and 75.

    When you randomly recite various mnemonics in your head.

    AUD 4/12/12 79
    FAR 5/29/12 76
    REG 8/2/12 82
    BEC 8/30/12 72 Retake 10/18/12 76!!! DONE!!!!
    ExamMatrix, Wiley Books, NINJA notes and audio
    LICENSED ALABAMA CPA 11/30/12

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