You know your a CPA candidate when (Jeff Foxworthy)

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  • #164995
    hawkmante
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    Just seeing if we could get any fun out of this. I’ll start with mine..

    you know you are a CPA candidate when.. you buy $100.00 head phones to better your listening experience with AUD gleim CD’s

    also,

    you know you are a CPA candidate when… you start your joke at the office with I heard this one off another71.com

    BEC - 81 11/30/11 Praise God
    FAR - 84 7/11/11
    AUD -70,64,72, IM DONE!! 90 7/5/12
    REG - 84 10/07/11

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  • #345972
    mla1169
    Participant

    When your boss tells you to go ahead and leave an hour early and you think thats quite a few more MCQ's you can fit in today!

    FAR- 77
    AUD -49, 71, 84
    REG -56,75!
    BEC -75

    Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

    #345973
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You forget that today is your birthday! Thanks for reminding me Facebook, lol

    #345974
    mgoloubenko
    Member

    No way! Happy birthday EELCPA!

    FAR 4/9/12- PASSED
    BEC 7/13/12- PASSED
    AUD 8/16/12- Ughhh 71, Rematch: 90!!!
    REG-12/6/12 PASSED

    USC MAcc- Fight on!

    They say good things come to those who wait, but only those things that are left by those who hustle.

    #345975
    mgoloubenko
    Member

    Oh and you know you're a CPA candidate when it's all you talk about, it's like word vomit. I went from being your average college student and talking about fun things, to suddenly incorporating my misery into every conversation. && I've been telling all my MAcc friends about another71.com since it has been my support!

    FAR 4/9/12- PASSED
    BEC 7/13/12- PASSED
    AUD 8/16/12- Ughhh 71, Rematch: 90!!!
    REG-12/6/12 PASSED

    USC MAcc- Fight on!

    They say good things come to those who wait, but only those things that are left by those who hustle.

    #345976
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Thanks for the bday wishes! Yeah I only forgot about it for 2 hours this morning and then I checked my Facebook and was like oh yeahh that is today……pretty pathetic considering I'm not even in my 30's yet, unacceptable! 🙂

    #345977

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you you start having nightmares about being attacked by the material. Like, literally attacked. As in, words and numbers hitting you over the head relentlessly and your review book spitting pages at you. In one dream my boyfriend was being kidnapped by a qualified audit opinion and I had to rewrite it to unqualified to release him. No joke. This has happened to me on more than one occasion…

    #345978
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you are a CPA exam candidate when the first thing that crossed your mind when waking up is Oh so that is what Section 179 is all about. Pretty sad.

    #345979
    jomarie
    Participant

    When you schedule everything around studying.

    When friends and family have to read your Facebook status to see how you're doing cause they don't want to call you in case you're in the middle of a study session.

    Started sitting in May 2002, on and off. But since 2008 I've been nonstop and my scores are....
    AUD - 39, 48, 56, 65, 68, 73, 76!!! (Finally passed in Oct 2011!!!) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
    REG - 75 (Lost Credit) 72, 68, 73, 75 (Passed again in Aug 2011) Becker, NINJA, & Wiley
    FAR - 65, 68, 75 (Lost Credit) 68, 73, 73, 80 (Passed again in May 2012) Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
    BEC - 65, 68, 71, 72, 72, 71, 76 (Lost Credit)- 70, 76!!!! I AM DONE!!! - Roger, NINJA, & Wiley
    After 10 long years of studying, I AM DONE!!!! Finally a Licensed CPA in the State of New York!!

    #345980
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you're a CPA candidate when people actually think you have a friend named REG since you keep talking about him 🙂

    #345981
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    when having the most awesome day means you got in 100 MCQs.

    @onefreakinpoint, funny, I had a nightmare about FAR. One of the mcq problems involved watching a youtube video of a green dinosaur and clicking on the screen to find hidden objects. Only, my computer wouldn't load the video and so it ate up all of my time, leaving me no time to start on the simulations. I had argued with the prometric people but they said that it was all my fault. Now, I really hate green dinosaurs.

    Anyway, I will interpret this dream as a sign to allocate my time wisely.

    #345982
    Marivy22
    Participant

    …When you cancel a Friday night hotel reservation, paid by the company, because you have to keep your focus on MCQ's……Kick off meeting week – Going back home after a nice dinner instead because of my Saturday's study plan….I am still crying, the dinner is tomorrow ;(

    ….When you talk with your husband about another 71

    Done 😉
    Class of 2012!!!!
    Lots of prayers and hard work....

    #345983
    2/15 n/30
    Member

    When your roommate comes out of the bathroom knowing a little more about how to convert the Cash method to Accrual Method

    Bec: 8/31/12
    Aud: 8/1/12
    Reg: 76
    Far: 73

    #345984
    Hitemup27
    Member

    When Peter Olinto keeps telling you who your date is going to be for Saturday night…

    A - 93 - 10/25/2011
    R - 92 - 1/17/2012
    B - 91 - 5/31/2012
    F - 93 - 10/1/2012
    E - 90 - 11/17/2012

    Processing...

    #345985
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I left anoter71 on my new gf's browser and she was trying to figure out who I was on the “How will you reward yourself after you pass” thread.

    Told her the one who said a trophy wife 😀

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    @HomeStretch that sounds like a useful nightmare!

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