Whether the OP was trolling or not, I have been seriously considering this.
In governmental accounting, a big part of my job is analyzing compliance requirements and reading a lot (too many) government contracts. I see the language in these things and know I could write them. I see what the government is paying these people to do this. and I read the expense reports for some of them too. It's mind blowing.
Granted, I'm not talking about the public defenders or anything like that. I know not all lawyers get to the point where they enjoy their jobs or are making lots of money, but you have to think that a CPA JD holds more weight than a JD alone? I know in a lot of the small farming communities near where I grew up the lawyers handle the estates for all the farmers. That wouldn't be so bad.
The only way I would do it is if I get a fellowship on campus after application. That way tuition would be paid and I'd be living the good life. Who knows what will happen… gotta nail down this CPA thing first. 🙂
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