How NOT to get a job working for me - Page 13

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    Anonymous
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    I would not have believed this could happen if I hadn’t been there myself. Wow! That’s the only thing I can say.

    This guy shows up at my office at 4:30pm on Friday, April 11th looking for a job. I introduced myself and then when I told him that he would have to come back at another time because we were swamped, he asked to speak to the “man in charge about setting up an appointment on Tuesday”. I played along thinking this has got to be a practical joke. I go tell my partner that someone wants to see him about a job and he laughed about the “man in charge” comment. He tells me to “let him stew for a few minutes”. So I did. While waiting on the “man in charge” this guy proceeds to tell me that he can do my job in 1/2 the time because he got 91% in Advanced Accounting so the CPA exam is going to be a “piece of cake” and shouldn’t take more than a “month to pass”. My license is hanging on the wall, literally right behind my head. My name is on the freaking building! And he never put two and two together. Finally, “the man in charge” comes out to my desk and introduces himself and then proceeds to introduce me as his partner and tells the guy that “She makes all of the hiring decisions” and points to me. This guy went from the deepest shade of red I have ever seen on a human being to white as a sheet in about 30 seconds. It took him that long to figure out that I was a CPA. I just smiled and said “Good luck with your job search.” When he walked out of the office, I looked at my partner and asked “Did that just happen?” WOW!

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  • #544941
    mla1169
    Participant

    its mLa for pete's sake. all lower case, no I.

    😉

    there.

    FAR- 77
    AUD -49, 71, 84
    REG -56,75!
    BEC -75

    Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

    #544953
    mla1169
    Participant

    its mLa for pete's sake. all lower case, no I.

    😉

    there.

    FAR- 77
    AUD -49, 71, 84
    REG -56,75!
    BEC -75

    Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

    #544943
    smsingla
    Member

    Completely off topic

    I couldn't help noticing in Study Monk's comments why instead of “could have” and “would have” there are “could of” and “would of”. English is not my first language so pardon me for wondering why is that?

    REG 81
    BEC 74,65,78
    FAR 79
    AUD 85 DONE!!!

    #544955
    smsingla
    Member

    Completely off topic

    I couldn't help noticing in Study Monk's comments why instead of “could have” and “would have” there are “could of” and “would of”. English is not my first language so pardon me for wondering why is that?

    REG 81
    BEC 74,65,78
    FAR 79
    AUD 85 DONE!!!

    #544945
    jeff
    Keymaster

    It's not proper grammar, smsingla.

    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

    #544957
    jeff
    Keymaster

    It's not proper grammar, smsingla.

    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

    #544947
    Study Monk
    Member

    He who sedulously attends, pointedly asks, calmly speaks, coolly answers and ceases when he has no more to say is in possession of some of the best requisites of man ~ Johann Casper Lavater

    I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

    "Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

    #544959
    Study Monk
    Member

    He who sedulously attends, pointedly asks, calmly speaks, coolly answers and ceases when he has no more to say is in possession of some of the best requisites of man ~ Johann Casper Lavater

    I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

    "Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

    #544949
    Skynet
    Participant

    I don't understand why all this hating on Kricket post. If that was me, I tell the guy that all the hiring is done in the Los Angeles, CA Main office and then send him there. Hint Hint there is no LA office. I mean you don't come come looking for a job acting all arrogant and cocky.

    #544961
    Skynet
    Participant

    I don't understand why all this hating on Kricket post. If that was me, I tell the guy that all the hiring is done in the Los Angeles, CA Main office and then send him there. Hint Hint there is no LA office. I mean you don't come come looking for a job acting all arrogant and cocky.

    #544951
    smsingla
    Member

    @Study Monk, you mean you “of” bad grammar? lol

    REG 81
    BEC 74,65,78
    FAR 79
    AUD 85 DONE!!!

    #544963
    smsingla
    Member

    @Study Monk, you mean you “of” bad grammar? lol

    REG 81
    BEC 74,65,78
    FAR 79
    AUD 85 DONE!!!

    #544954
    Mayo
    Participant

    @Skynet, give him the address to the unemployment office in LA?

    Mayo, BBA, Macc

    #544965
    Mayo
    Participant

    @Skynet, give him the address to the unemployment office in LA?

    Mayo, BBA, Macc

    #544956
    Gatorbates
    Participant

    Bad grammar annoys me. Like when I aks someone to do something and they're response is “Its to much work. Your going to loose me as a employee.'

    Licensed Florida CPA:
    B: 71, 73, 79
    A: 83
    R: 78 (expired), 77
    F: 74, 74, 80

    It's finally freaking over.

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